In honor of the holiday spirit I vow to de-lice today

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I'll start with Dave's gross old mane of hair, then Shean's beard, and finally Veeb's huge bush.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Shave half your pubes off. Set fire to them. When the lice come rushing out to the bald half, stab them to death with an ice pick.
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Type slower. I'm writing this down.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I think Alexander Graham Bell told that joke to Watson.
     
  5. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    No. He said "Bend over, Watson. I need you."