In honor of the holiday spirit I vow to de-lice today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Dec 24, 2014.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I'll start with Dave's gross old mane of hair, then Shean's beard, and finally Veeb's huge bush.
     
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    Shave half your pubes off. Set fire to them. When the lice come rushing out to the bald half, stab them to death with an ice pick.
     
  3. Chriza

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    Type slower. I'm writing this down.
     
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    I think Alexander Graham Bell told that joke to Watson.
     
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    No. He said "Bend over, Watson. I need you."