In honor of the holiday spirit I vow to de-lice today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Dec 24, 2014.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I'll start with Dave's gross old mane of hair, then Shean's beard, and finally Veeb's huge bush.
     
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    Shave half your pubes off. Set fire to them. When the lice come rushing out to the bald half, stab them to death with an ice pick.
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Type slower. I'm writing this down.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I think Alexander Graham Bell told that joke to Watson.
     
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    No. He said "Bend over, Watson. I need you."