Entertainment In Honor of the Oscars Great Movie Quotes

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Old School
    Luke Wilson "the last I heard you had moved to what do you call it?"
    "Denver"
    "Ah, the sunshine state"
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Great ass!!!!!
     
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    No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
     
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    Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go though life,son.
     
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    Movie?
     
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    It must be weird, not having anyone cum on you.
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    Forget about it Jake it's... Chinatown.
    Does this mean we're through for the day?
    Is it safe?
    It's all ball bearings nowadays.
    You crazy? The fall will probably kill you.
     
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    "Because I love Alison.
    She stuck with me through the whole thing.
    You gotta respect that.
    I think you have to respect that.
    You have to respect that."
     
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    I know it was you, Fredo.
     
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    I think I broke his freakin neck.

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    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk

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    You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.
     
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    My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?

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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    I could go out there TONIGHT with the leads that you've got and make $15,000. Can you? Can you? You wanna work here? Close.

    Glengarry MOTHAFUCKAZ!!!!!
     
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    Shitters full
     
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    "Leave the gun, take the biscottis"
     
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    It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving



    edit: G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip/quart of blood technique
     
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    The last 30 minutes of Unforgiven is chock full of great ones.

    ---

    MUNNY: "It's a hell of a thing , killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna
    have."

    KID: "Yeah, I guess they had it coming."

    MUNNY: "We all have it coming, kid."

    ---

    LITTLE BILL: "Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch. You just shot an un-armed man!"

    MUNNY: "Well, he should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

    LITTLE BILL: "You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and Children."

    MUNNY: "That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about anything that walked or crawled at one time or another,
    and I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."

    ---

    LITTLE BILL: "I was building a house.. I don't deserve this.. To die like this."

    MUNNY: "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

    ---

    MUNNY: "I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killing folks."

    ---

    MUNNY: "All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any son of a bitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down...
    ...You better bury Ned right! Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores.. or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."
     
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    What do you know about stock car racing?

    Well... watched it on television, of course.

    You've seen it on television?

    ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

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