In Honor of the Twilight Zone Marathon... You Get Three Wishes... what are they?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I wish Carl's Jr was free
     
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    i wish i knew what fry sauce was
     
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    1.Unlimited wishes
    2.----
    3.----
     
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    My first wish would be death to all Muslims
     
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    Hah! I've been saying that since I was a little boy.It's so obvious.
     
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    Yes, young William was quite the handful before he and I became friends.

     
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    oh dear
     
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    1. B-52, fully equipped, with coordinates to Chimney Manor
    2. Beth O goes Caitlyn Jenner on us and goes full Shemale. Howard will finally be with someone he loves.
    3. Fred walks over to the console and gives a good hard tug on Howard's shoe-polish astro-turf. A live scalping for all to see!

    See, I am self-less.
     
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    fair enough
     
  11. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    thanks for making a list of the assholes here
     
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    Dorb Sad Old Faggit Gold

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    That can't be right, you're not on it.
     
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    1. Earn enough money to be really comfortable
    2. Not hate myself
    3. Be handsome

    As you can see, I aim pretty low.
     
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    Did I mention kill all Muslims?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Sounds like Eric The Midget was the voice over for the child. :snicker:
     
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    Time travel with no reprocussions
    dissolution of all religions
    Vodka...straight up.....

    Thank You!
     
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    the time where 3 wished would have changed my life are long past. now i'm not sure i would bother.
     
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    I'd wish for:

    1) twice as much money as Howard.

    2) Howard Stern shows equal in quality to the ones he did 10 years ago with Artie Lange and the regulars.

    3) great health, good luck, and perfect timing.

    A rule for wishes is you always have to include one impossible thing. "Quality Howard Stern shows?" Never gonna happen.
     
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