In honour of Labour Day I'm going to share this awesome fucking baked beans recipe with you faggots.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    I guaran-fucking-tee this will be the most talked about dish at your Labor Day bbq. I go extra heavy on the bbq sauce, dijon mustard (I use Grey Poupon) and vinegar. I don't ever measure that shit. I just get a bowl and start with the sauce and add mustard and vinegar until it's super tangy. I also brown a pound of ground beef and put in in there. Dicks will get hard and pussies will get wet if you serve this. Even @Daveindiego could get laid by serving this dish.


    http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2009/08/the-best-baked-beans-ever/

    Quick Southern-Style Baked Beans

    recipe by Pam Anderson

    Serves up to 18

    8 slices bacon, halved

    1 medium onion, cut into small dice

    1/2 medium green pepper, cut into small dice

    3 large cans (28 ounces each) pork and beans

    3/4 cup barbecue sauce

    1/2 cup brown sugar

    1/4 cup distilled or cider vinegar

    2 teaspoons dry mustard or 2 tablespoons Dijon

    Adjust oven rack to lower-middle position and heat oven to 325 degrees. Fry bacon in large, deep sauté pan skillet until bacon has partially cooked and released about 1/4 cup drippings. Remove bacon from pan and drain on paper towels. Add onions and peppers to drippings in pan and sauté until tender, about 5 minutes. Add beans and remaining ingredients bring to a simmer. (If skillet is not large enough, add beans and heat to a simmer then transfer to a large bowl and stir in remaining ingredients). Pour flavored beans into a greased 13-by 9-inch (or similar size) ovenproof pan. Top with bacon, then bake until beans are bubbly and sauce is the consistency of pancake syrup, about 2 hours. Let stand to thicken slightly and serve.
     
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    Neesie already did this.
     
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    Baked Beans!!

    Are you actually suggesting recipe to cook BEANS? WTF, I thought they came in a can and you warmed them up. Who the fuck COOKS beans. :rofl:
     
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    i'd go with yellow mustard.

    thanks for sharing that buddy. it sounds delish and i loves me some bbq beans.
     
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    the pioneer woman is annoying as fuck and her kids are all toe heads.
     
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    i bake my own beans
     
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    tow
     
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    i made some skillet corn cheese pepper dip today that was a total bust. and i made homemade salsa that sucks a bucket of dicks. it was a bad day in the old dinkus household.
     
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    show dick some respect.
     
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    that sounds healthy and delicious
     
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    what is the origin of tow head? i heard it on deadwood all the time and was like lools fokkin wut m8?
     
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    it's weird to make homemade beans with canned pork and beans.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    never meant no 'arm, never meant no 'arm.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I don't think so. The dijon really adds a bit of bite to the dish. If you try it make sure to add the ground beef.

    I have no idea who she is.
     
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    just means light blonde hair, like when you were a little kid
     
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    assuming you're not a #10 of course :ucoffee:
     
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    Leave the salsa to the mexicans, dink.
     
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    Q: I just caught the tail end of Pat’s comments on WNYC about the term “towhead.” I was at a colonial mill in Tarrytown, NY, when the docent explained that the term comes from the light color of flax, which was used to make “towrope” for canal barges.

    A: The “tow” in “towhead,” according to the Oxford English Dictionary, refers to “the fibre of flax, hemp, or jute prepared for spinning.”

    Since flax is light in color, blond people (especially children) are sometimes referred to as “towheads” or “towheaded,” expressions first recorded in the 19th century.
     
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