Stern Show In honour of mooooose being an animoes expert.. What have you kept?

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  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Moooooose loves to humble brag what an animoes expert it is. However, all it ever actually had were a couple of outdoor cats that were ultimately taken out by cars. And a dog...

    Go on then. What have you kept?

    This is my list..

    Horses...I've owned at least 30+ horses, ponies and jacks
    Sheep. Black bellies and.regular
    Goats
    Cows. Beef and dairy..
    Chickens, turkeys,geese,peacocks,gamehens.
    Possums, skunks, ferrets, hamsters
    Tarantulas... I kept alot of those
    And dogs..let's go on about flipping dogs in my crazy show family. My sister still does fawn great Danes.
    A zillion cats.
    I keep ponds full of fish and bullfrogs.

    And that's just me. My dad raised and bred triple A appendix quarters. I was raised at the track.
    At one point in the 70's, my dad was on the list to get a lion cub from lion country safari. We got a serville instead

    I'm sure everyone here has more of a background with animoes than the monster. PR stunt to make it likeable.


    I am not an animoes expert. I don't even keep the lifestyle I grew up with. But my sister that had no children is one of those animoes rescue nuts..


    F mutt
     
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    I apologize because you probably get this all the time, but are you retarded?
     
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    Ive had 1 cat and 3 dogs... and that is far more than enough.
     
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    Nothing really weird. Dogs and cats mostly. A couple hamsters and some fish.
     
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    the farm down the road has chickens. I like it when they give me free eggs.:yes:
     
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    You be nice. @monsoon = Ph.D. in Ostroskology and Sternarian dynamics.

    P.S. Black lab, Abyssinian cat (better retriever than the lab. seriously.) hermit crabs, rat, many fish, and, of course, my unicorn.
     
  13. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    Currently three rescue dogs, two rescue cats. Previously, dogs cats. Volunteer weekly at a state Humane Society evaluating new intake dogs; primarily behavioral, socialization etc.
     
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    NOT an animoe expert! :grad:
     
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    Wow, that's quite an admission.

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    Currently: 3 cats (2 were strays and one was a kitten born to a stray that the vet had up for adoption) and 2 homosexual turtles.

    Grew up with numerous cats, dogs, birds, hamsters, fish in the home (not all at the same time!). Had another turtle previously, before the 2 I have now.

    I really want chickens, but I don't live where I can have them.
     
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    The preferred nomenclature is "gay" turtles. Please.
     
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    Well since I grew up on a cattle ranch in the middle of Montana, I know I have more animoe knowledge and experience than our favorite Clydesdale.
     
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    image.jpeg All Gus has to do is have fun and relax!
     
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    Beth knows nothing about animals but Consuela knows all about taking care of them.
    "Consuela, come here and clean up this cat shit now !"
     
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