In just over 5 hours I'm going on my first real date ever

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    Getting kinda nervous and I'm actually feeling a bit nauseous. The girl I'm meeting seems really weird as well, updating facebook with links and images every 10 minutes, she's into cosplay, etc.
     
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    Don't panic.
     
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    brush your hair
     
  5. The Cunt

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    She's going to think you're weird
     
  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    Why do you say that?
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Are you still refusing on principle to buy her drinks?
     
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    Because you're FUCKING weird.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Gary, do you plan to tell her how you live in Oslo but you flew three hours to visit your parents in Oslo? Good stories are important on a first date.
     
  10. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    You really should buy the drinks, Gary... as long as time has been recorded, men have bought things for women. Of course, unlike you, most of the rest of us were trying to get laid.
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Gary doesn't pay for shit unless he plans on fucking.
     
  12. Chriza

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    They were supposed to go out on Friday, but she told him she didn't have any money. He couldn't figure out why she couldn't just borrow money from someone, but he begrudgingly agreed to wait a few days.

    Dis gone be good! :dancin:
     
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    make sure his unshaven face doesnt give your balls a rash
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    Gary, do they have Petco in Norway??? They've got a hell of a sale going on for your love interest!!!
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    He won't know what to say to her, he'll start stressing that he looks fat, he'll burst into tears, and he'll run all the way home to binge eat. Then he'll cancel tomorrow's date with the other chick.

    You know I'm right, Gary.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    You probably are, KOC. It's almost sad that our poor little troll has such trouble relating to women, but it is good for the Norwegian pizza business.
     
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    GAry I thought I remember you telling us a story Bout how one of your best buds hooked up with your ex when you all went out to the hottest club in Oslo?? You said you were so mad at your friend and crying real hard. How can this be your first date ever?
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun

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    I bet you're super popular with the ladies with your quick wit
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    Good luck Gary. There's someone out there for everyone.