in other news. lindsay lohan has stepped in it deep

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...so i check into tmz during the day off and on and over the past few days ive been following this ll story. she went to a party at a house and the owner called the cops to report some stolen shit. silverware, jewelry, and expensive sunglasses. this on the heels of lying to the cops about an auto accident in june claiming she wasnt the driver, someone else was. that someone else has told the cops no, i wasnt driving. while ll is on probation for the theft of a necklace from a jewelry store, this violates her probation to lie to the police.

    back to the current house party theft
    well tmz is reporting that ll has accused suge knights son andrew of stealing the shit after her crazy father michael was tweeting over and over that nothing was stolen at the house party. the police hauled suge knights kid in for questioning and let him go last night. so depending on suge knights feelings about having a shitbag like ll accuse his innocent son of theft could be worse than having the police wanting to talk to you.

    its a celebrity crashing and burning, i guess thats what im watching. i dont care about ll but the phenom of someone having pretty much 'it all' and doing stupid shit like this and pissing it away, kind of interesting.

    looks like shes going to jail this time tho. just be glad your life is going along better than this "celebrity". aint it great just being who you are?

    ok, im going back to the sounds of no siren approaching.





    i would have posted the link but tmz isnt responding on my yaptop right now.
     
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    I will believe she does actual time in county jail when i see it.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i was thinking she'll at minimum be the subject of a movie about a kid that crashed and burned. of course her jobless mother will negotiate the rights to the story and linsay and mom will go to a bar.
     
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    So Lindsay is blaming the blaek kid?
     
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    I'm going to choose to remember her like this. :c
     
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  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...its a pattern that goes all the way back to her first run in with the cops some years ago. she crashed a car and the cops found cocaine in either her purse or pants and she said she had loaned that item to someone , the coke wasnt hers and btw she wasnt driving that car either.
    shes been an over privilaged douche for a long time. every time shes in trouble its never her fault shes someone who refuses to accept responsibility for her actions. thats just a shitty attitude.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...whos leg is that in the background?
     
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    She needs money so she steals...
     
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    That's usually how it works.
     
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    Will she live longer than Danar Plato?
     
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    You check TMZ, what's your second favorite website: suckingcock.com
     
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    Will she live longer than Robin?
     
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    lindsay i understand. she's just being her usual crazy, dysfunctional, narcissistic, entitled self.

    the real fucked up person in this story is her personal assistant. how desperate and needy do you have to be to put up with her saggy tits?

    she already blamed her for the car accident a few weeks ago.

    in my worst nightmare, if i were lindsay's personal assistant, i'd have to secretly record everything. stay in the view of any security cameras i see. do my best to make sure there are a few witnesses around.

    can you imagine the stress in this dumb bitch's life?
     
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    I can't think of one former celeb beauty who hit the wall faster. She's in her mid 20s and looks like she's pushing 55. I'm mobidly fascinated by her rabid decline. If she does live (and that's a big IF) to 50, can you imagine what she'll look like then?
     
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    By the time she's 40 she'll be flatbacking in Beth's old franchise territory, happily accepting riyals & euros from swarthy Achmeds of Arabia
     
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  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...no its, icleanedmycockoffinyourmothersmouthafterifuckedherintheass.com
     
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    Falsely accuses Suge Knight's son of theft. What could possibly go wrong with that and why am I getting a Marsellus Wallace-Pulp Fiction vibe?
     
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    Suge is going to hang her out of a window by her titties.
     
  20. PSU Shower Room

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    from the pics that i've seen recently, her feet will be touching the ground.