WTF In the big break-up....who gets the dog?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    dog, cat, ferret, hedgehog, woolly mammoth, whatever, who gets to
    clean up shit for the next 10-12 years in a breakup?
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    ^^^^^my boy, defender until death, even against his own brother!
     
  2. Honkey Donkey

    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    Whoever the dog likes better
     
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    I get the Dog... :pissed:
     
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    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Gunky's gonna be stuck at home with a buncha fat blind cats. Beefus would take the money and property and run, she's gotta lotta partyin to catch up on.
     
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    Wiggy would leave the animals so they don't get in the way when he goes on another "wild tear".
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Your av is disturbing. :)
     
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    Correct answer. Lemme ask my girl...


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    :yay:
     
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    She got the dogs and I got stuck with the cat..we're still on good terms so I see the dogs once in a while and they might spend an occasional weekend with me. Can't say I miss cleaning up piss and shit..and I've grown to love the cat..waaaaaay less work ..:)
     
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    cats are a breeze
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I would get the dog.....and his poo.
     
  13. Bristol Chicken

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    Sometimes the dog will just favor one over the other. A natural attachment if you will.
    No sense in beating yourself up and arguing over a fact. Accept and move on.

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    when we broke up I was moving away and my wife was "I want her I want her!"..I said ok shutup even thou she was my dog.
    about a year later I came back for some stuff and asked for her. My ex said "she was run over"..
    I should have said fuck you and kept her.
     
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    Sometimes the wrong "her" gets run over. :(
     
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    cut it in half
     
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    I got the dog and the cats.
     
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    Toss some kibble in a bowl, give them a box to crap in, and they're fine for days.
     
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    ya I was always a dog guy until the ex brought a kitten home, then it was these little fucks are pretty cool.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Beth's sister?
     
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