WTF In the end are you going in a coffin or getting cremated?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Will you go in a coffin and hope for a zombie virus or in the oven like a meat lovers pizza?

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    Just leave me in a Hefty bag by the curb. My kids should care?! Oy vey.
     
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    Burn me baby burn
     
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    FTW
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  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I actually saw a story once about a place in California where they just put your body in the dirt, no casket, and plant a tree over you that your body will fertilize.

    Might as well use your body's energy for good instead of just releasing it to the atmosphere.
     
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  9. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I want to be cremated and my ashes put in the wildflowers next to my bullfrog pond. And I want some of my ashes put in paint and my 73 corvette repainted with it.

    And whoever does the cremation...stand near the exhaust, cause your going to be really stoned when I start smoking.


    F mutt
     
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    Everyone knows to dispose of my carcass as economically as possible.
    Funerals are stupid, who wants to look at my dead ass in a coffin?
    Closure? No such thing. Dead is dead.


    Keep the money for the family.

    Zombie apocalypse, all bets are off. There's a few people who need a bite.
     
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    Throw my ashes in my wife's face
     
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    this.
     
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    Cremation.
     
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    Cremation. Every Dawg Shed Friend of Mine will get a keychain w/ my ashes.


    Like it, or don't...You can tell me to Fuck Off..won't care...b/c I will be dead.
     
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    I'll sign up for one of your key chains.

    Maybe I'll get molded into a refrigerator magnet.
     
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    Cremated and no viewing.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I want a viewing of my cremation
     
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    Can you imagine the tree above Schmoopy?

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    Hey, look everybody, there's Nachogrande and he's fucking dead. Look.
    What a morbid tradition.

    The funeral home will wire your jaw shut, glue your eyes shut, fill you with formaldehyde, dress you like a douche and little kids will be scared.

    Fuck that.
     
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