In the end stern wins we lose!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tired, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    There's no way to bring this cock sucker down. Nothing sticks. He can say anything he wants about blacks, Spanish, fat or gay. In the end Hollywood always bails him out. He even fails upwards. He single handedly almost finished agt and the press is NBC should give him the fucking late show! Wtf! This Jew assholes publicity machine is so strong he's even managed to make a fucking celebrity of his fucking no talent wife.

    im watching project runway with my wife and out pops fucking beth stern as a fucking guest judge! I mean wtf! It's a lost cause. This fucking asshole is more Teflon than gotti
     
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  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He goes home to either an empty house, a box of kleenex and an iPad or one with a brain dead fame whore and twelve cats and you say we lose?
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...howards set to lose half, again. i doubt hes winning anything, hes been a fake his whole life it seems.
     
  5. Chuck Kongo

    Chuck Kongo Well-Known Member

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    What does he really win even now or in the end?

    No matter how many millions of marbles he has, no matter how many chimneys he has, no matter how many trophy wife beards he buys....he's STILL one of the most miserable, self-loathing pricks on the planet.

    And he's UGLY and bald.

    And no matter how many hundreds of thousands of marbles he pays some quack snake oil carnie to try and fix him....he's gonna go to his dirt nap as that same miserable, self-loathing, UGLY, bald prick.

    Howard lost at life a LONG time ago....
     
  6. jimbronie

    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    This
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    But he will never enjoy any of it. He's obsessed with impressing showbiz types and feeds his ego with the money he swindled.
     
  8. Snotty

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    Not here................
     
  9. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Howard can't beat Father Time and he can't take his money that he's hoarding with him. And I doubt that Beth will be there until the day he dies, unless she was the cause of it, ha.
     
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    :puke:beth is a judge on project runway???????????
     
  11. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    she was a guest judge last year. Oh, and you should have seen her! Total arrogant cunt
     
  12. Mr Fantastic

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    THIS is the fake story.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    :puke:beth is a judge on project runway???????????:banghead:
     
  14. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Beth a cunt? Nagghhh
     
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    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    Nah. Howard gave us what he can never have in his life no matter how many marboes a Jews he surrounds himself with.

    Happiness and enjoyment.

    Even the shit the show and Howard himself have become we all get a great kick out of his downfall.
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...now stop that. she modode for ames and im not talking alegedly either!
     
  17. hey later

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    He's no winner. He's a parasite that got to where he is on the talent of others. I never listened because of him. I listened because of all the talented people who came up with the bits, the phony phone calls, the wack packs, etc....Never cared for his interviews because I never cared for these celebrities to need to listen to their bullshit. Now that he's used people and threw them away and still bad mouths those very people, he thinks he's "evolved." No. He's a fucking sellout, a user, a pathetic display of parasitic exploitation of others to get to the top in terms of fame. If he was happy, he would not need to embarass himself with AGT.
     
  18. Uncle Larry

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    Even though he's rich, Howard is still an ugly dude with a bad hair system who can't buy A-list status - he and Beth were ignored in Cabo over the winter except for a sympathy invite that Kimmel probably got for them.

    Plus even with all of his $, Howard still must feel insecure in the Hamptons among all of the old money and Wall Street people and he is probably trying to guess everyone's net worth in his head at those phony events.
     
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    Cue Hanzi and the "sold your soul to the Illuminati" theory.
     
  20. peterfonda

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    Well said. And that's the point of the "I'm a Tortured Man" song - Howard is telling the world about his fame and fortune and that despite those things, he's miserable.