WTF In the last 48 hours, here are the excuses I was given not to have sex with me by Mrs Shiv

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Feb 5, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to the gym
    My back hurts
    I have to go to the bathroom
    I have to get ready for work
    I have to get ready for the gym
    I'm tired
    I'm trying to watch this show
    I have a headache
    I have to take the dogs out
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    Oh
     
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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    She's not attracted to you anymore. Sorry. But that's most likely the harsh reality. Don't get bitter and stew (and make threads on dawgshed). Just ask her why.
     
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  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Tell her JohnnyK from the internet says, "You're single!" - good luck.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    are you a BBC??????
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    And btw, I'm sure you're lovely. Probably not about looks. But she clearly doesn't want to. Try to find out why is my advice.
     
  8. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    She probably hates you more than we do here at the shed!

    :dancin:
     
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    Fuck her best friend, That ought to learn her.
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink
     
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    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    It's gunna be OK lil' monkey

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  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh you!
     
  13. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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  14. Mr Sinister

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    oral copulation
     
  15. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    If this is even an option it should be done! :salute:
     
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    He could start by taking the dogs out. :coffee:
     
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    I'm guessing you don't make her orgasm and its all about you in bed. Go buy a nice vibrator for her asnd use it on her and don't cum until she does three times. She will want you more often.
     
  19. Preston Folded

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    Thoughts and prayers go out to your family and friends
     
  20. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Don't ask next time. Romance her-take her out on the town, giver her a nice massage and if she still says no, your in trouble. Good luck to you brother.