News In the shower, I reached for the shampoo.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    But then I said 'Fucccccckkkkkkk ittttttt'.



    Remember that thread I made when I washed my hair? That was the last time I washed my hair.

    :davetoke:
     
  2. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    I only wash my hair once per week. It's good to let the natural oils take hold.
     
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    You must smell great. Libitard, and a fucking slob as well. Figures. :facepalm:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Smelly fuckers up in here.
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Exactly. This guy gets it.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I used some Garnier Fructese stuff thats new. My hair smells like candy right now, and I'm fighting the urge to shove it in my mouth.

    :davetoke:
     
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    Ever eat a scented candle? :munch:
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Thanks for the update.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Dave's hair is gorge!!!

    But I can't stand the "unwashed scalp" feeling, I needs muh shampoo.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    No problem.

    The news fags kind of suck around here anyway.
    @mr.dracula
    @Slow
     
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    Dracula is the worst poster ever..period! Fuck that guy.
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    The worst!

    Made Schtoopy look like an all-star.
     
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    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    My cat's breath smells like cat food....
     
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    Vock you!
    :nojj:
     
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    Once a week is more than enough.
     
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    My dogs feet smell like corn-chips... @Petal :)

    @Daveindiego has fantastic hair....all men should be so lucky to have that bounty!
     
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    I gotta Wash my hair everyday..I get filthy at work..plus my hardhat is months old and collects all my sweat..forehead oil...and dirt in the air

    Black girls in my industry wrap their heads up in a scarf..if they're lesbos they use a doo rag...but I can't see how the dirt in.the air doesn't seep in

    I mean..when I hit my body with the soapy white Wash cloth it turns grey..even on the parts of my body that were covered with clothes

    But go on with your stink ass self...
     
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