In this thread I am HAL's chicken.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 6, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Cluck cluck cluck

    Hey somebody pick me up off the fucking floor

    Cluck cluck

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  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    really cause i thought you were a pig after seeing your shopping cart
     
  3. Mr Sinister

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    Did u make some cup cakes yet Chriza
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    :owned:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Too bad I wasn't a dog, then you could fuck me :c
     
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    Gary, do you own velcro gloves?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm not making those, she is :no:
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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  9. Mr Sinister

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    Sure
     
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    looks like a dog did your gfs sleeve tattoo
     
  11. cheezedbyfate

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    chicken=young male prostitute
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    How is that supposed to be insulting to me? They're not my fucking tats. :jj:
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Two questions:
    1. What kind of muffins is she making?

    2. did she go over each tattoo and tell you the significance of them?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    1. I have no idea

    2. Most of them I don't need explained since I'm from Portland and they're all Portland related, but a couple yeah