In this thread I will make up lies about each one of you

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Oderus, May 2, 2013.

  1. Oderus

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    Because there's nothing else to do.
     
  2. MatthewT

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  3. Oderus

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    Pretends to be into Jesus but secretly plays Slayer records at night while sobbing out text from the book of revelations in a Jabba the Hutt voice.
     
  4. jackie the jerk

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    So you're going to be Shiv today?
     
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    Omg :pray:
     
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    Tell people more about my shed, you little bitch.
     
  7. MatthewT

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    thought you said you were gonna lie :right:
     
  8. Oderus

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    Jackie is the Mayor of his town and has never once eaten a taco, fish or otherwise.
     
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  10. banksy

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    What the fuck is wrong with jdwhatever?
     
  11. Johnnykstaint

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  13. Oderus

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    Tuesday attends Mass every morning at 5am. She hates the Ramones and would happily blow Barry Manilow for a loaf of Wonder Bread.
     
  14. Oderus

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    Slippy is a regular on QVC and sells horrible turquoise jewelry and tells the host his aura needs cleansing.
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    go, odie, go
     
  16. Oderus

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    bansky doesn't really care about jdwhatever and wishes to be a dancer on broadway one day.
     
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    rage, motherfucker

    control it

    who cares about a fuckin shed?
     
  18. Oderus

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    Johnny has wooden teeth, chased moby dick.
     
  19. Oderus

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    Lawsy has a thing for schmoopy.

    No, really.
     
  20. Johnnykstaint

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    :fishin: