In this thread I will tell you what I ate today, then jerk off and go to bed

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 20, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I went to lunch and had a vegetarian omelette (no mushrooms) with hash browns and toast

    I went to a party tonight but they had taco pizza and I hate taco pizza so I didn't eat any

    Now I'm home

    Fuck off

    Good night

    :gtfo:



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  2. Just Peachy

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    Good decisions all day. Have a good sleep, Chriza! ;)
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  4. Mr. Potato Head

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    CHRIZA!! :woot:
     
  5. P-B

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    Your light is still green.
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Home from a party at midnight. Must've been some party. :coffee:
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    they had taco pizza.
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Schmoopy, whens the last time you got invited to a party?
     
  10. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    most likely karaoke :coffee:
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Last year. You invited me to your 30th birthday party. :cwl:
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj:

    :owned:
     
  13. Porn Stache

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    It doesn't appear that anyone cared about this fascinating topic.
     
  14. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    what did you jerk off to???
     
  15. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Probably all the women he didn't take home with him.
     
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    How can you not like taco pizza?
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

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  18. Mr. Potato Head

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  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    Uh oh...:chair:
     
  20. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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