In this thread I'm going to bitch about some shit that's pissing me off

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fucking office bagels

    While I appreciate free food, whenever someone brings in bagels, they always, without fail, bring in a variety that includes certain ones NOBODY WANTS. Meanwhile the good ones like onion bagels, jalapeno and cheese bagels, and Everything bagels, are snapped up immediately. And today I didn't feel like one til just now so I look in the bag and all that's left is fucking plain and fucking blueberry. Every. Single. Time. NO ONE WANTS THEM.


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    word.
     
  3. Dave

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    How about the assholes that bring in the plain donuts?
     
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    Jew office problems :munch:
     
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    Kids in other countries is starvin' hungry, yo.
     
  7. Swayze

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    What a whiny fuck you are

    Bitching about free food

    Fuck you man seriousyl fuck you
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    And another thing

    I hate the camera on my new phone. It's too clear.

    Last night I was taking some pics of myself to send to bitches, and I realized I'm fuckin ugly. My last phone, had a shit camera and I looked great.

    I think I'll get plastic surgery.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :owned:
     
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    Onion, jalapeno and cheese bagels are the good ones? : oy:
     
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    :jj:
     
  12. Swayze

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    Don't start with me today ok?

    Soon you gonna be 40, living in that apt drinkin beers
     
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    plain bagels are alright, its all about the cream cheese and other toppings
     
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    sent the pic to me and I will decide.
    :cheer:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Um, yes?

    Jalapeno and cheese bagels are ridic


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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Don't post it! :nono:
     
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    I love plain

    and sesame

    everything is great but shit gets stuck in yer teeth and you have bad breath all day, fuck that shit
     
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    Pity post...


    Insert food pic here ----->
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ok I'm sending you 3

    Tell me which one to use