Discussion in 'The Bar' started by PullMyFinger, Dec 9, 2012.
with the events which lead up to him nearly breaking his foot.
Or we will make up our own theories.
He said it's a long, boring story. I have 1 hour....
I enjoy long boring stories.
He was getting the mail and stepped into a pothole in his front yard. He laid there for 6 hours until his wife came home from shopping
He tried to crawl to the front door but the pain was just too intense
I heard the neighbor's dog peed on him while he was laid out in the front yard.
That dog steps on my lawn, I WILL shoot it!
I'm waiting for the opportunity........
Just call it over when you're out there.
The neighbors were all laughing at him as he begged for help
I thought he fell off of a bar-stool
They keep it on a very tight leash. Always have my gun though.
Only dog I have ever actually HATED in my life.
If he would've waited a couple of weeks he's getting a Med-AlertÂ© for Christmas
This won't be the last time.....
He didn't buy the Cookies.