Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 20, 2012.
When Steve Irwin died, I went to a memorial service for him
in World of Warcraft
jesus thats gay as fuck
I had a wedding in World of Warcraft
i went to NYC wit my girl and i had some bad pastrami and i shit the bed....no lie i was sick as balls
I was hanging out in the capitol city and someone was like HEY GUYZ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A MEMORIAL FOR STEVE IRWIN BY THE BRIDGE IN BLAH BLAH BLAH. And I wasn't doing anything so I ran down to see. It was like 3 guys standing next to the river looking at each other. :weird:
We were wondering what to do and then suddenly this level 1 guy named Steveirwin comes running up yelling CRIKEY CRIKEY. He jumped in the river and fought a crocodile and died saying CRIKEY.
. did your character do anything? bow, etc?
I used to play World of Warcraft.
During warm-up drills before a football game, a flock of geese flew over head and one of them took a giant shit on me.
It was so, so very warm.
The first chick I ever fingered??? I fingered her butthole.
So then there was a body floating in the river named Steveirwin
It was very tasteful
I went to a kids halloween haunter house with some friends. I was chugging vodka in the backseat all the way up there. When we parked I ran to the gates cuz I had
to piss really bad. Well I didn't make it to the bathroom and pissed myself. Didn't give a fuck and walked around with pissy shorts and shoes. Went on a heyride and fell asleep went around like 5 times guy didn't care. But I know all those kids on the ride smelled my pissy self
i've only farted 9 million times in my lifetime
I read this thread.
I had to farm mobs for hours to get some cool wedding gear. And 30 people showed up at the Stormwind Cathedral.
He typed "/cry".