In this thread we admit embarrassing shit

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    When Steve Irwin died, I went to a memorial service for him

    in World of Warcraft :facepalm:


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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jesus thats gay as fuck



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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I know :doh:
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    I had a wedding in World of Warcraft :facepalm:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i went to NYC wit my girl and i had some bad pastrami and i shit the bed....no lie i was sick as balls
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I was hanging out in the capitol city and someone was like HEY GUYZ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A MEMORIAL FOR STEVE IRWIN BY THE BRIDGE IN BLAH BLAH BLAH. And I wasn't doing anything so I ran down to see. It was like 3 guys standing next to the river looking at each other. :weird:

    We were wondering what to do and then suddenly this level 1 guy named Steveirwin comes running up yelling CRIKEY CRIKEY. He jumped in the river and fought a crocodile and died saying CRIKEY.
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    . :lol: did your character do anything? bow, etc? :munch:
     
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    I used to play World of Warcraft. :facepalm:
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    During warm-up drills before a football game, a flock of geese flew over head and one of them took a giant shit on me.

    It was so, so very warm. :shithead:
     
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    The first chick I ever fingered??? I fingered her butthole.
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    :rofl: :giggle: :rofl:
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So then there was a body floating in the river named Steveirwin

    It was very tasteful
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I went to a kids halloween haunter house with some friends. I was chugging vodka in the backseat all the way up there. When we parked I ran to the gates cuz I had
    to piss really bad. Well I didn't make it to the bathroom and pissed myself. Didn't give a fuck and walked around with pissy shorts and shoes. Went on a heyride and fell asleep went around like 5 times guy didn't care. But I know all those kids on the ride smelled my pissy self
     
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    i've only farted 9 million times in my lifetime
     
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    I read this thread. :facepalm:
     
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    makes sense

     
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    I had to farm mobs for hours to get some cool wedding gear. And 30 people showed up at the Stormwind Cathedral.
     
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    He typed "/cry". :c