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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by EasyJesus, May 19, 2016.

  1. EasyJesus

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    So this morning my mom called and asked if I could help her move some furniture and I was like goddammit mommmmmm, I just watched your fucking dog and you don’t even have any fry sauce bitch. :no:
     
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    Little bastard asked if he could play WOW w/ my character last night and I laughed and told him to fuck off and then put my Disney Frozen sweatshirt on and was all , "You don’t got one of these either little man" :cwl:
     
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    So ex nurse, ex Panda Express manager and I are hanging out on her couch and we're like, "Hey little bastard, you want to go to Disney?" and he's like, "OMG, I'd love to" and we're all like,"Pyche!!!!!!" :backlol:
     
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    when you go to jimmy johns, always order the turkey with guacamole and extra onions....also ask for horsey sauce on the side
     
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    C'mon man :down:
     
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    OMG, I cooked some scrambled eggs last night for the ex nurse, ex Panda Express manager and she was like, OMG you’re so awesome. Little bastard was staring at us like "I'm hungry too" and I was like Haha you little fucker, you'll go to Disney with us before I give you any of my food :jj:
     
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    If you hate the show then why do you listen ?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    This thread is good as dicks
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Get a fucking job already.


    You should stalk eggs on Instagram.
     
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    Who are Wiggy and Beff :scratch:
     
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    OMFG This guy at work brought in bagels for everyone in the office today but the knob end forgot the cream cheese.

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    I think I just used too much seasoning What's a nigga to do
     
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    Faggot says what?
     
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    Last night I was watching this news story bout a meth head who fried her baby in an iron skillet. After I called the kid a faggot I went to Famous Daves and ordered this big as dicks burger slathered in ranch went home and came all over fem Perfs face while wearing my Decepticon hat.
     
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    OMG, I grilled this steak last night in my pan and its so delicious

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    beth is so freaking hot
     
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