In your opinion who has had more vibrators up their ass Beth Or Howard?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Please limit your time frame to the KROQ - Present as Beth was in Elementory school at that time and it would be unfair to compare her to Howard.

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    Howard by a mile

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  3. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    The stubble makes me look sexy, Robin
     
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    No brainer, howard. If it were arab cocks, I'd go with Beffie.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Do dildos count, or are we talking strictly vibrators?
     
  6. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    She's a tightass; he's a fagella.

    Not only does the jockey win, but I'm guessing he's pitching a shutout. (Please pardon the mixed metaphor.)
     
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    Beth is pretty asexual. I think the only people to put something in her vagina had to pay for it. Howard keeps paying and paying.
     
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    Are we talking number of vibrators up the ass at the same time or cumulatively?
     
  10. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Howard. But that's ok because it actually makes him more heterosexual.

    "Women are turned on by a man that is straight enough to fuck his own asshole, Robin."
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    Does Howard hop on the bed and then get on all fours to dildo his ass?

    Bzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz bzzzzzzz

    "Beth, is my whole asshole hanging out? Does this look sexy?"

    Bzzzzzzzz zzzzzz Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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  12. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Well Beth. But that's a trick question because Howard's more into Fist dildos.
     
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    The wig by a mile. Do you really think that Ralph has to go over to his place to pick out clothes? How many grown men do you know of that need someone to dress them??
     
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    Howard looks more natural, normal, and loving in any photo he takes with Ralph

    Howard looks stiff, awkward, and phony in any photo he takes with Beth

    I wonder why
     
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  16. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo?

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    'Cos Howard's a gay Papa.
     
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    This right here, with Ralph assisting in the insertion.
     
  19. Caffeinated

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    YES. Excellent point. On mark.
     
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