WTF Inappropriate errections

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Apr 12, 2016.

  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Do you ever get a hard-on when riding in the passenger car seat.
     
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    Of course. :dontknow:
     
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    If I was in 7th-9th grade then I would say "yes" but it takes more than a bumpy road in a car these days
     
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    Usually, right before I give an important presentation at work in front of a large audience, I log on to the Shed and read one of @Pooh bear 's posts and chub up a little on purpose. It makes the pleats in my pants look great.
     
  7. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    It's erection. Asshole.
     
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    Seeing as I'm always driving, the answer would be no.
     
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    When it was lunch time at school and I couldn't stand up
     
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    More will follow :shifty:
     
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    Wtf??? :omg:
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I beat off to the thought of @bennymuso choking on his own blood after I crush his windpipe with my boot.
     
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    Gehry used to give me boners, but those were totally appropriate.
     
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    GLguygardner WE DA BEST!! VIP Gold

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    But how do you really feel?
     
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    I get a boner every time you start a new thread.

    Just kidding. They suck.
     
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    :woowoo:
     
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    Swear to god, I woke up with one today and I wasn't even thinking of sex. :D
     
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    Does a bear shit in the woods ?


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