Incident at The Subway Sandwich Shop

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  2. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    I had the same reaction when they told me the $5 foot long didn't apply to the sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich.
     
  3. eliasbboy

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    Goddamn I love tasers.
     
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    i can accommodate your love of being tased

    it was nice of him to strip down to assure maximum contact
     
  5. Jack-A-Roe

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    not sure who's fighting who, Im a minute into it, Im gonna bail
     
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    What a big pussy trying to act tough and shit. Then crying at the end hahaha faeg.
     
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    When a guy pulls off his shirt to act badass he deserves to be tased.



    He belongs in McDonalds.
     
  8. Jack-A-Roe

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    if the tops tasered a black person acting the same way it would be racist! :RevAlSharpton:
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    I hadn't thought of that, but you are correct. Very kind of him.

    If I had my way there would be a channel devoted to morons being tased.

    A buddy of mine in High School received a taser in lieu of some money he was owed. We were sitting on the front stoop of my parents house just shooting the shit. He looked at me while he turned the thing over in his hands and said, "I wonder if this thing even works."

    He then preceded to turn it on and stick it right in the middle of his chest, knocking himself out instantly.

    After making sure he was alive, I nearly pissed myself laughing.:nono::jj:
     
  10. Napoleon V2

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    Captain
    Jean luc Picard
    USS
    Enterprise
     
  11. nazdrowie

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    agreed, but the flying fish hooks dont look nearly as cool.
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    Fuckin wiggers. :jj::facepalm:
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    Hey Schmoopy, tigerwoods from sfn left his photobucket open.

    Got some pics of him :hhh:
     
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    Why doesn't this happen when I'm at subway?
    I could use a $100
     
  16. Super Mario

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    I wonder what the hell he was on he is pretty cute though.:)
     
  17. Schmoopy

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    Naw. GarysToeFungus did that to me. That's not my style.
     
  18. Spazzmatazz

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    Who knew you had a style? :hilarious:
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    Your style is wearing fishing hats and plaid shorts w/ black socks, old man. :oldspazz:
     
  20. Spazzmatazz

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    One out of three ain't bad, I guess.
    I don't wear hats. Hats are for bald people, wiggers, or people with soon to be bald hairlines like yours. I don't think I've worn a pair of shorts in 25-30 years.
    But yes, black socks. 100% cotton only.

    Do you ever get tired of being wrong? :uscratch: