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  1. Shithead

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    Baby girl born in India with only half a head and gigantic eyes which were so bulbous that they couldn't be closed
    By Charnamrit Sachdeva For Mailonline
    Published: 10:03 EST, 23 January 2016 | Updated: 10:04 EST, 23 January 2016



    A baby girl has been born in India without a head that has left her with shockingly protruding eyes.
    Savita Rani, 32, from Amroha district of Uttar Pradesh, in northern India, gave birth to her ‘miracle baby’ on Tuesday after a natural birth.
    But soon after the birth she became the talk of the town due to her shocking features. A large number of people started to even gather outside the at Sai Nursing Home clinic in the hope of seeing the ‘miracle child’.
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    The baby, born at Sai Nursing Home clinic, did not have a fully developed head and died shortly after birth

    Two days later, however, the baby girl tragically died of heart failure.
    Dr Kusum Lata, 30, a gynaecologist at Sai Nursing Home, said: ‘These complications occur due to incorrect and irregular eating habits of the mother during pregnancy.
    'This is why we as doctors keep emphasising on regular check ups of the women during pregnancy so we can try to guide the mother and hope to avoid such birth abnormalities.
    ‘The baby’s eyes were so large that she was born with them already open because her head had not formed properly.
    'She didn’t have normal movements like other babies when they are born - she wasn’t crying or moving.’
    Dr Lata added it was a miracle both mother and child survived as long as they did.
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    According to doctors, the abnormalities occurred due to 'incorrect and irregular eating habits of the mother during pregnancy'
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    The mother, who already has three very healthy children, faced extreme difficulties during labour and lost a lot of fluid and blood.
    He explained that the baby girl’s brain had not formed properly in the womb and her heart had kept her alive.
    The mother has now been discharged from hospital and is trying to come to terms with her loss.
     
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    When DNA goes bad Xtreme edition :owned:
     
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    Would have made a fortune in fetish porn.
     
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    Well at least we know it wasn't caused by the water in Flint, Michigan.

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    The middle east laughs at that shithole
     
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    "Holy" water of the Ganges. :facepalm:
     
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    That gal had a future in Star Wars movies without CGI.
     
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    Jesus, poor thing. You get one shot at life and that's how you come in. Life sucks sometimes.
     
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    WHAAAA THAAAAA...:wtf:


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    Why is so much tiled out in the pics? :dontknow:
     
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    Yeah, I'm going to have to take issue with the author's use of the word "tragically" here.




    "Mercifully" seems like it might have been a better fit.
     
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    Zis is ze antichlist, born of a jackal in ze slums of cullyland, as foretold in ze Vampylic plophecies.

    It must be destloyed vis vanilla extlact and bat semen.
     
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    Wasn't she flying an X wing fighter in the "Empire Strikes Back"?
     
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    She was also born with a fat Indian vagina on her elbow, but the "news" reports conveniently leave that out.
     
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    Quite possibly the most fucked up thing I've ever seen written on this site, but full credit nonetheless for bringing the funny. :D


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    She doesn't even have enough of a forehead to draw a dot on either.