"Indiana Jones 5" will be made

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  1. eliasbboy

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    In other future shitty movie news, LucasFilm exec Kathleen Kennedy confirms Indy v will be made, but no specifics are settled on yet.

    Rumors are going around that Chris Pratt could star in a reboot, but he has stated repeated that no one has ever called or contacted him regarding the role.

    So basically, they're gonna make it, they don't just don't know when, or with whom.

     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh fuck my uncle
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    This is going to suck so bad.
     
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    Fuck my grandpa
     
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    Reboots should be outlawed.
     
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    It's official. The only thing I can do now to protect my children's future is to smother Shia LaBeouf the next time he passes out in a drug store parking lot. It's the only way to guarantee he doesn't star in another Indy or Transformers movie. My children should not have to witness that evil.
     
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    Chris Pratt is not that great of an actor. There I said it.
     
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    I hope it has more La Beef and monkeys :pray:
     
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    Neither is Harrison Ford since about 1994.
     
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    and aliens.
     
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    Harrison Ford was a great actor from the start and Witness was awesome.
     
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    Since 1994...:rolleyes:
     
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    He's not. He kinda sucked in Jurassic Park.

    He's a likable guy for sure, but Robert De Niro he ain't.
     
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    That's still about 20 years of movie roles. I take it you are excited by this news? I would rather see the reanimated corpse of River Phoenix play Indiana Jones than Chris Pratt.
     
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    :eek::oops:
     
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    So you're not going to see any of the following?

    The Crow
    Overboard
    Flight of the Navigator
    It
    The Craft
    Wargames
    Commando
    All of Me
    Drop Dead Fred
    Honey I Shrunk the Kids
    Neverending Story
    Cliffhanger
    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
    Naked Gun
    SCARFACE!!!
    Escape from New york
    The Mummy
    Point Break
    Ghostbusters
    Ghostbusters (Not a typo. 2 reboots are coming)
    Flatliners
    Highlander
    Jumanji
    An American Werewolf in London
    Wild Bunch
    Logan's Run
    Police Academy
    Short Circuit
    Timecop
    Tomb Raider
    Three Men and a Baby
    The Birds
     
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  19. DarkFriday

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    Raiders of the Lost Ark was just a ripoff/reboot of (1954) Secret of the Incas :coffee:

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    I can't wait to see the Attack on Titan movie.