Indonesian house for sale (and a wife comes with it)

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  1. Tiggs

    Tiggs Well-Known Member

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    http://time.com/3738528/house-indonesia-wife/
    A homeowner in Indonesia has put her house on the market, and herself with it.

    The two-bedroom, two-bathroom home in Sleman — a sleepy district near the Javanese city of Yogyakarta — comes with a fishpond, spacious backyard and a chance to ask 40-year-old owner Wina Lia for her hand in marriage.

    The asking price is the rough equivalent of $76,500. “Buyers who don’t negotiate the price,” the sales literature says, “can ask the owner to marry (terms and conditions apply).”
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    Wina’s online ad went viral, prompting a local news outlet to track her down and confirm that the offer was genuine. “Indeed it’s true, Wina is ready to be married by a house buyer,” the headline says, as tweeted by Sleman’s unofficial Twitter account.

    “Since yesterday morning there are continuous calls, I don’t count how many, there must be dozens or even hundreds.” He clarifies that marriage isn’t a must. “If someone just wants the house, they can have that,” he said.

    Wina, a single mother, told news outlet Kompas.com that the idea was dreamed up when she mentioned her desire to once again find a partner.

    “Dian suggested I put up the tagline ‘Buy the house and marry the owner at the same time.’ And I said O.K. to it. I’m looking for a husband anyway,” she said.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    “Buyers who don’t negotiate the price,” the sales literature says, “can ask the owner to marry (terms and conditions apply).”

    :jj:
     
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    Couldn't I just buy a house and then pick out my own wife?
     
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    and you get the privilege of raising her kid(s) too a can't-miss. imagine if she looked like Kate Upton.
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Would do. Would not marry.
     
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  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...somebodys got to keep the place clean. :dontknow:
     
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    Upton is like Jessica Simpson, not marriage material. She's going to blow up in a few years.
     
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    She's a fifty footer
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    What's the scoop with her kid or kids?
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...@garypuppet is gonna love her. he gets his dick sucked and his house cleaned for 76k. all hes got to do now is teach her how to mow the lawn.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    She seems insane, so Phucket.
     
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    40 yrs old isn't bad is there was a recent kitchen and bath upgrade, oh wait the broadis 40? ne'ermind.
     
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    I would renegotiate with her so she's just a "friend with Benefits". On her down time she's be my maid.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Indonesia is a really messed up place... yearly earthquakes.. those people with that crazy skin disease... Muslim vacation destination...
    Don't go there
     
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    that pictures prolly only 20 years old...she's probably doable-ish still.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Possibly. We need more pictures of this alleged Indo milf.