Inedependant news leport #2

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Butt Trumpet, Nov 7, 2014.

  1. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Vis you poster of ze vocking year @MrDracula (vollow me on tvitter).

    - Gwarntney had a meltdown and posted all zeveteen public mug zhots of Sheev in ze Howvard folum. Zey deed not geev a vock and he gontinues to spin in ze Sheev voltex.
    - Galypagetvoo vants a kadio zhow. Zis vill not happen in our lifetime.
    - Howvard volum poster ALM gontinues to ztalk Howvard Steln vis calls to unknown ladio zhows, mentioning his daughters and ozzer gay zhit.
    - Boln again health vaggot Blo posted a peectule of a meat loaf zat actually looked tasty.
    - Zheeem5150 tlied to vlirt vith new Bar poster Jayla and got gock blocked by Zplash. Hope Zheeem is ztill alive.
    - Against all odds, Lemmy is ztill a mod. Vor how long, no body knows.
    - Dalk Fliday is ztill not a mod.
    - Dleam Zeatre gontinues to be ze unvunniest piece of zhit on ze board.
    - Bobtlaw has a new tattoo of half a hambulger bun, looking good!. Engaged Jicken gave her zome tips on immoltality.
    - Zis leporter has been offered a luclative contlact vis ze Dawgjed news team, I told zem to zuck my undead gock.
    - Gonye Vest and Chleeza gontinue to lay low, Cheli has claimed a victoly for ze common man.
    - Did you guys know Babybeal has met Bobtlaw, and I qvote, 'at ze bank''? (His stlange vere-cleature ztill lives).

    Zis is Mr Dlacula, vor ze Independant News, hoping you news is good news.
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Hello, couples.
     
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  3. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    care dă un rahat
     
  4. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    saved the best for last like a true entertainer. good job, drac.
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Team Dracula :cheer:
     
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  6. freds

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    Gonye Vest made me laugh.


    not the real one, drac's character.
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Who gives a zhit.
     
  9. yosemite sam

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    @Splash is a cockblocking faggot? :jj:
     
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  10. DarkFriday

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    :jj:
     
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    Holy shit I got tears. :spit: You said you wouldn't do another bulletin!
    You with the news and Lever not knowing how to turn his fucking heat on for 5 years, made my week :golfclap:
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :yes:
     
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    SO mad! :c
     
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    I enjoyed that, but I have a buzz.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Edward Murrow was just lame and uninteresting. Who was the guy who used to make the fake newspaper front pages? I liked those.
     
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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Can you make that smaller please, I can still see it
     
  19. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    It took me 20 minutes to read the first post :facepalm:
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I'm reading it in Fred the Elephant Boy's voice.
     
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