Ingesting Sperm, The Best Cure For Morning Sickness

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  1. booybob

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    Too bad when Beth gets pregnant Wiggy will not be able to help her with her morning sickness.

    ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.
    According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.

    But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.


    Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.
    Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.
    Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

    Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.

    PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.
     
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    Most certainly it was a man who conducted this survey.
     
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    Let the bj pics begin. :coffee:
     
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    Any pregnant ladies???????

    Willing to help.(I know it's suppose to be the 'Fathers sperm',but what if you don't know who the Father is?????)
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    a GREAT man :grad:
     
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    I've been saying this for years*.


    *With mixed results. :woowoo:
     
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    just showed my wife. she said "get me pregnant and will try" . :dontknow:
     
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    blank the section about the sperm having to be from the guy who knocked them up? i want to volunteer as a donor.
     
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    Written by a man, of course. They tried that same shit a few years ago, claiming sperm was good for "depression". Nice try guys.
    When sperm magically pays off my mortgage, cleans my house, and mows the lawn, then we'll talk.