Insane Bigfoot Story! Guy picks up Bigfoot takes him home insanity abounds!

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  1. tired

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    tired Well-Known Member Banned User

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    One excerpt toward the end!!!!!

    The smell Bigfoot was emitting was ungodly. It was so fecally barbaric that the guy on the ladder behind me pretty much took off running for his life. It not only smelled of shit, but it smelled of old shit, and new shit, and shit that probably seeped out of his body while he was watching reruns of The Jeffersons or Night Court. But, what went along with this olfactory-driven-bedlam was that at this particular moment, Bigfoot was about as far off his meds and insane with schizophrenia as he could possibly be. But, none of that caused him to forget that he was fucking furious with me.
     
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    He smelled like shit and wanted to kick my ass it is!
     
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    Big Foot is my favorite wack packer of all time..... it is.
     
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    Man sell Baaaa Backo in Baaaaa mont.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I skipped a lot of it.
    That guy should have backed out immediately after seeing the motel room the 1st time.
    Gosh
    so whatever happened after that? I have not heard about bigfoot for a long time.
     
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    Good read. I like the description of him:

    Towering in front of me, due in small part to the raised front doorstep to the room was one of the seven wonders of the natural world, standing there in a pair of tighty-whities. His mane was that of a prehistoric African lion, George Clooney style, meaning he was salt and peppered to an almost perfect proportion. I must’ve been standing there a long time because he quickly lost it on me. “What the fuck are you doing, it is… are you comin’ in or what, it is? I’m standing here in my underwear… can’t you see that, it is?”
     
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    Ass kissing hein said big foot was coming in the studio soon.
     
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    That wacky dude is a member here and on SFN. I would say who, but his personal info is on that link.
    He thinks pretty highly of himself as you can tell, so he'll probably stop by to take a bow.
     
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    That story is actually old news..... Bigfoot is now a famous movie star, recently having a leading role in the Blockbuster motion picture " Jersey Shore Massacre" and was on Stern back in August of 2014 promoting the movie.


     
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    He reminds of the best Artie laugh ever.
     
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    As I read that, the only thing I could think of was his poor wife, and what she must go through on a daily basis after making the worst mistake of her life.
     
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    His "poor wife" never saw hide nor hair of the loveable Sasquatch, AKA Bigfoot, as he never made left his motel room in Vermont with the clown writing the story. If you were paying attention to the story you would already know this. Poor Bigfoot, suffering from a terrible case of scabies had to cover himself in his own fecal matter to get rid of them, and after that this guy completely abandoned him.
     
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    The mistake I was talking about was marrying that guy.
     
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    ya he was using her credit cards without permission and everything.
     
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    Ohhh my bad..... I misunderstood and you are absolutely correct. That guy writing the story (Patrick) is no doubt a cunt face extraordinaire!! Bigfoot was able to extract some sort of revenge against this guy for wasting his time and loosing his pharmacy card by relentless harassing him over the phone until he had to change his phone number.
     
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    Long read? Ya think? It's 40 pages single space on Word.
     
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    Gotta love Big Foot, god damn that's funny.
     
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    The guy definitely needs an editor, but the end is pretty damn funny.
     
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