Instagram: The Beef wears a new pair of shoes for the FIRST TIME

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Is there any other way?? :scratch: And the rocket scientist doesn't realize there are two toes on each side outside of the shoe area ...


    bethostern There should be a word for the feeling a girl gets when she wears a new pair of shoes for the first time...

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  2. NotMyBro

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    They cover only the tips of her giant toes… I mean, hooves.
     
  3. harlock

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    Wtf is going on in the middle of her chest????
     
  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    In the case of her with those shoes, that word would be 'asinine'.
     
  6. harlock

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    those shoes don't fit. or something. :scratch:
     
  7. Ingens

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    Those don't even fit. She's like Peggy from King of the Hill.

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  8. SillyOldMan

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    The horror! Those poor shoes!!
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i always wear my new shoes for the first time but i kind of let go of that special feeling i used to get whenever i got a new pair of red ball flyers.
     
  10. Engaged Chicken

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    What a useless, vapid, empty, meaningless existence. :coffee:
     
  11. Bye You!

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    There is. It's "ouch."





    Cunt.
     
  12. Slappy

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  13. Engaged Chicken

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    And where is Slappy, I need to know how much those goddamn clodhoppers are anyway. :grr:
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...s he's a mess.
     
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    Her hooves dont fit..
     
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    There's no place like home :ninja:
     
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    Her toes hanging out of those shoes just may be the funniest thing I've seen all week.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...id feel like a really big asshole if i felt i needed to show off my new ____.
     
  20. harlock

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    we must not acquit