Instructions/Warnings you Totally Ignore

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    So, I saw the Fine Time episode, well, as much as I could stand and saw that The Pelican uses some kind of hand wipe on his ass. He probably wraps them around his finger and shoves them right up his asshole.

    Surely the use of those things on your ass is against some sort of instructions and/or warnings.

    So, it got me to thinking: What do I use contrary to the instructions/warnings?

    Q-Tips.

    It sez something about not inserting the "swab" into your ear canal.

    I put the Q-Tip swab into my ear canal every fuckin' day. I can only imagine what sort of orange candle would be growing out of my ear if I didn't go against that "warning."

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    So, how do you live dangerously?
     
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    I take my prescription drugs with beer or liquor if that's what I happen to be drinking at the time.
     
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    Who is the guy that gets to draw these warning labels? I want his job!

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    [video=youtube;yzyafieRcWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzyafieRcWE[/video]
     
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    "beth tweets............." threads. that alone should be a nausea warning but i can't stop
     
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