Insurance companies...they can all suck a cock.

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  1. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    And if you work for one, sorry, but you're a whore.

    Visiting my parents. My dad owns a nice car but he doesn't drive much these days. It's not good to have a car just sit for long periods unless you properly store it, so when I visit, I take his car out for a spin. Usually run some errands for him at the same time. I'm about a block and a half from home, approaching an intersection to make a left, and bam! Old fucker smashes into the back of me. Dude can barely walk, but he's driving. Admits right away he didn't see me. Tells the cop he didn't see me. Cop charges him with following too closely.

    Dad reports to his insurance. Next thing I know, some stupid bitch has me on the phone asking me all kinds of personal questions. Was I drinking at the time of the accident? Yeah, whore, because I'd admit it if I was......Then wants to know if I own a car, which I do. Then wants to know my insurance company...I finally get fed up and ask why she needs to know this? She won't tell me. Then it dawns on me- these fucking pricks are going to try and dig up my driving history to try and get out of paying. Well there's not a single accident or claim on my record....so, what comes next? They tell my dad that because he didn't have me as an "occasional driver" on his policy that they won't pay out. He's paid these asswipes for 14 fucking years, at about $1000 a year and they won't pay out when an old bastard smashes into his car.

    Fuck you, insurance companies...you blood sucking cockmasters!
     
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    We took all your money and you ain't gettin none back !!
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    You don't have to be listed as an "occasional driver" if you don't live in the household with your parents. Insurance companies and cops are my mortal enemies and I deal with that shit frequently. You need a lawyer. Also, you should start faking like your neck and back are hurt and go to a chiropractor to run up your medical bills.
     
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    Hey, can't blame a guy for trying.
    I think they're just fucking with you to see if they can get out of it. Unless your dad signed some special wavier for a lower premium (which I doubt you can for this situation), they should have to pay.
    Don't forget to mention those stabbing neck pain you're beginning to have.

    I'm not a lawyer but I did sleep at a Motle 6 last nite.
     
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    Insurance companies seem to have endless amounts of money when it come to these insane commercials which they show over and over and over and over again. They also seem to be able to find money to plaster there names on stadiums. However, when it comes time to pay a claim they cannot seem to find the money. Its one of the few companies in the world that cannot lose. If they have to actually pay out claims they just raise premiums to cover the loss. Capitalism at its finest.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I recently had a case with a guy who had 7k in medical bills and would have accepted 13k at mediation and they wouldn't pay that. Got a 60k judgment after a jury trial.
     
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    Your fucked with them and your fucked if you dont have them. They rule the world , they have the most marbles.
     
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    You got rear ended. You're not at fault. Why isn't this old guys insurance company paying out on your claim?
     
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    Can't you call the insurance company of the guy that hit you? He rear ended you, was cited, and your dad's car has damage from that negligence. They need to pay for the repairs, get them to authorize estimates.
     
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    I guess he dont own a piece of the ROCK.
     
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    They are leeches on the ass of humanity, and probably one of the biggest reason this country has turned into a gigantic, steaming pile of shit.
     
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    When building my house, I had the copper wire stolen. I had insurance at the time. they wouldn't pay me and they dropped me a week later. Like a good neighbor State Farm is there. Yeah, right.
     
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    Just saying a lot of young people Texting and bullshitting read end a lot more. Funny they take ya money and yet they hate to pay. It certain they aint like they use to be when i was younger.
     
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    You'd be amazed what a letter from a lawyer will do.
     
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    Reno get a piece of the Rock Next Time.
     
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    I'm assuming the old man was uninsured and his parents had uninsured coverage. That's very common in the ghetto where I live.
     
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    where he wasn't cited for no insurance I assumed he had it :dontknow:
     
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    it's organized crime
     
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    Why not file the claim with the driver who hit you?
     
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  20. Mr Vengeance

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    Where I am they have "no-fault" insurance. In other words, your insurance takes care of the damage no matter who's at fault. You only sue in cases of injury.

    It's all a bunch of shit...Dad raised hell and they're considering covering it, but in the end I expect him to get screwed. Worst part is that the guy who hit me- his damages will be covered by his insurance.
     
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