Interesting Auto Repair Using Toothpaste!

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  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Just came across this:

     
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    Works for weapon mounted lights too.
     
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    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Rub it on your balls - it will make them tingle
     
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    this really pisses me off
     
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    Sorry but this is the more boring thread I've ever read about rubbing one out.
     
  7. Jayla

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    Hey, as much as "Car Chat" makes me want to blow my brains out, I need some advice...

    What's the best product, trick to repair paint scratches? Should I just go to the dealer and get the paint and touch it up? It's a brand new car and I don't want to pay to have it fixed at the body shop.
     
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    Hire a car behaviorist.
     
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    Har har.
     
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    ...if the scratches arent deep sometime either polishing compound or a rubbing compound might take it out. click and clack rule, too bad they dont do their show anymore.
     
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    Thanks!
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    you can get a paint pen from the dealer for touch ups.
    I have never tried it though
     
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    sandpaper and wood glue
     
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    You're lying. :)
     
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    maybe, but you won't know until you trrrrrrryyyyyy it
     
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    :pissed:
     
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    You just wait. I have my eye on you now. You're gonna be trying some things soon. :evil:
     
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    Do the finger nail test. If you can feel the scratch with your nail, it won't come out, it has penetrated the clear and will have to be sanded. If you can't feel it, then get some rubbing compound, a hose, a bucket, a wet t-shirt, panties and a video camera. Then post it youself rubbing the scratches out. Make sure to keep the t-shirt wet.
     
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    Toothpaste on scratched CD's/DVD's works like a charm.
     
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    Then live with it 'ya cheap bastard