Interesting life tip. Do any of you ladies do this?

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  1. Gwarn1

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    If you're trying to poop but you're constipated, you can stick your fingers up your vagina (if you have one) and help push the poop out by pressing along the shared wall.
     
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    What in the fuck is wrong with you?
     
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    my wife does this, but only with a wooden spoon
     
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    Who me? What the duck did I do? . I'm just asking the ladies of they ever stick their fingers in their coocoos and help guide the crap out.
     
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    Use a butter knife like you'd do with a ketchup bottle.
     
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    Hmmmmmmmm fascinating. I had no idea this was a thing
     
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    should I have said a spade
     
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    DUH
     
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    They should make a tool for the girls.
     
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    Being a girl must be awesome.
     
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    If I could just reach in and grab my turd I would save a ton of money on rasin bran
     
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    It's a G-spot thang.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I'm making myself hot.
     
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    Outa here with that shit!
     
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    No but I have massaged my butt cheeks to move things along.
     
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    I rock back and forth
     
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    I'll try that.
     
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