Before we get started: No, I did not get laid. And, yes, I'm well aware that any one of you internet-studs would've sliced through all kinds of pussy with The People's Dick had you been in my position. Anyway, on with the show.
So, when we last left our hero, he had returned from a successful 10 day trip to the Philippines. This time he was headed south of the border. And, what do I do before any flight? Yep, stretch my legs because my knees are about to get fucked.
So, a cab picked me up and took me to the resort. Before we got there, we had to make our way through the town
So, we turn down this street and we start passing these hotels and they were FUCKED up. I was beginning to think I got fucked out of my money, but then we turned a corner.