International TED's excellent adventure Part 2

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  1. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Before we get started: No, I did not get laid. And, yes, I'm well aware that any one of you internet-studs would've sliced through all kinds of pussy with :quote:The People's Dick:quote: had you been in my position.

    Anyway, on with the show.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    So, when we last left our hero, he had returned from a successful 10 day trip to the Philippines.

    This time he was headed south of the border.

    And, what do I do before any flight?

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    Yep, stretch my legs because my knees are about to get fucked.
     
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  4. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    See what I mean?

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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Non-stop flight to Puerto Vallarta with Alaska Airlines

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  6. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Just off the coast of California

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  7. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    After around 3 hours, we were finally over Mexico

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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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  10. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    :munch:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    So, a cab picked me up and took me to the resort.

    Before we got there, we had to make our way through the town

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  12. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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  13. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    why would you go to Philippines?
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    So, we turn down this street and we start passing these hotels and they were FUCKED up.

    I was beginning to think I got fucked out of my money, but then we turned a corner.


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  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Friend's wedding.
     
  17. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Kinda looks like Catalina so far.

    :popcorn:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Now, we're heading up the hill and we pull up to these two hotels.

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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i thought the idea of mail order brides is
    they come to you?
     
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    Really, those pics of your crotch are amazing... Keep em coming