tl;dr So, for those that pay attention my brother still lives in my basement. Hypothetically, him and his wife were "working on things". Via a friend, he found out that his wife had a PlentyofFish account. Asked me if I had any "hot friends", that she wouldn't recognize, to use as a profile picture, to create an account and snare her whoring ass. Mario was kind enough to send some pictures to him. My brother used MY email account - so I wake up the next day, check my hotmail ........... and there is 45 MESSAGES, from her to Mario. Dave was clearly responding, but FORTY FIVE! Mario had a hot date set up for Thursday, with her! Gay or not - that boy can clearly make girls swoon!