Introducing the Keurig Kold

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Now I'm a huge fan of my Keurig Coffee maker but I don't think i'm going to be paying the crazy prices they are asking for this new machine to make sodas at home :no:


    "With the release of the new Keurig Kold on Tuesday, you can now make cold, carbonated drinks—like Coke, Dr. Pepper and Sprite—at home with the push of a button.
    Like the company’s single-serve coffee machines, the Kold follows the same process: Fill the chamber with room-temperature water, drop in the canister, close the lid, push start and, in about 60 seconds, watch it pour out fizzy, ice-cold soda."

    "Unfortunately, the machine does not come cheap: The unit retails for $370 and flavor pods run between $4.49-4.99 for a pack of four. (Just for the sake of comparison, a 6-pack of Coke costs about $2 at Walmart.) Customers can choose from a variety of drinks from Coca-Cola (who have a minority stake in the company, according to the AP), iced teas, waters, and sports drinks. Keurig Green Mountain also has plans to release cocktail mixers."

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    That soda will rot your teeth. :no:
     
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    no beer :what:
     
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    Fuck that. You make it and it's triple the price?
     
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    exactly
     
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    Dr pecker
     
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  7. Phil McKrakin

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    fuck off
     
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    I go to the dentist twice a year, I'm fine.
     
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    Diet Cock
     
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    well lots of people said the same thing about the coffee machines and they were really popular. But the initial cost with this thing over $300 is the real problem, the coffee makers are only like $100.
     
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    Hmph! Well, who has the counter space for that monstrosity?
     
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    I thought that was when the ladies spit and not swallow?
     
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    rich people like Satori Brah
     
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    So vulgar.
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    That's just unladylike.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    I had coffee today...10 hrs ago mind you...for the first time in 3 months or so. MEH
     
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    I once had a $42 glass of coke.

    It was the best coke I ever had
     
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    Will not buy.

    On a related note: you guys remember when Soda Stream was a sponsor on The Show and yet mr perfect elitist Howie has been bashing soda for years now? :jj:
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Wrong forum :fil:
     
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