Intruder held at gunpoint offers to mow homeowner’s lawn in exchange for freedom

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  1. Omen

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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    #death penalty
     
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    I sometimes wonder if the country wouldn't be a better place if we were free to indiscriminately use neck and head tattoos as aiming points.
     
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    The article says he fired two shots at him before his gun jammed. I'm not familiar enough with guns, is this still a thing with modern guns?
     
  5. Omen

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    Interesting, I wonder the % of people with neck tats that are not felons ....... 2%???
     
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    Took 20 minutes for the cops to arrive!
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...looking at him, im not surprised seeing as he offered to mow the lawn. :c
     
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    Yeah, I'm not falling for that one again... the guy took off on my riding lawnmower.
     
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    tattoos=loser
     
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    He was just starting college next week.
     
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    That is a long 20 minutes I bet!
     
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    Not a decent gun with decent ammo IMO.
     
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    No, not all. I would be very curious to know what kind of gun he was using.
     
  14. Head Censor

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    I'll take the under.
     
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    So the prostitute says "I'll do anything you want for $50" and Henny Youngman says "Great--paint my house."
     
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    Neck tattoos = guilty
     
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    Yeah I also was thinking "mow your lawn"="suck your cock"
     
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    if obama had adopted a white child.......................
     
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  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Yes, especially shitty ones and ones that aren't properly maintained.
     
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    This guy is white, are you sure he is guilty