Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by smichal, Jan 20, 2014.
You can cum in it all you want and it won't give you any life drama. Fleshlight: 1 - Women: 0
That house probably cost loads of money.
You don't have to clean the vagina with soap and water and then air dry it after you are done.
Fleshlight: 1 - Women: 1
According to the article the second photo is a picture of the Fleshlight offices entrance...
You can buy different inserts for your Fleshlight, with women you're stuck with the same old pussy.
Fleshlight: 2 - Women: 1
Not feeling like a loser when you're finished.
Well, it all depends on the woman.
Bringing your girl to your parents house for dinner a lot more cooler than bringing your fleshlight to the table.
...unless theres a vacuum hookup its a one trick pony.
Besides the initial investment you don't have to take a fleshlight out to dinner or out on the town, etc. there's no additional cost and you don't have to hear it constantly BITCH about every little thing.
Fleshlight: 3 - Women: 2 (I'll count your 2nd point based on the fact that you actually dick down a girl that's not a 0 in life.)
You can get a fleshlight, that's an asshole without the fear of shit in it.
Why would anyone want to deal with women's bullshit when you can just get a fleshlight and have different inserts? Are you guys that starved for human interaction / attention?
this. And this guy has a San Francisco logo: he knows all about asshole sex.
...this must be the starfish version
I rather be in bed with a beautiful woman's body. But, just me.
Forget that. Let me have a bed by myself, my own space, no one there to annoy or nag or contaminate the air I'm breathing with their presence.
Says the guy who can't get laid.
Waking up next to a chic with vicious morning breathe is no fun!