Inventor of the Fleshlight

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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  2. datchguy

    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    You can cum in it all you want and it won't give you any life drama. Fleshlight: 1 - Women: 0
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Sex sells.

    That house probably cost loads of money. :c
     
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    You don't have to clean the vagina with soap and water and then air dry it after you are done.

    Fleshlight: 1 - Women: 1
     
  5. StRyDeRxX

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    According to the article the second photo is a picture of the Fleshlight offices entrance... :wtf:
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    You can buy different inserts for your Fleshlight, with women you're stuck with the same old pussy.

    Fleshlight: 2 - Women: 1
     
  7. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Not feeling like a loser when you're finished.

    Fleshlight:2 Women:2
     
  8. Pembroke36

    Pembroke36 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well, it all depends on the woman.
     
  9. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Bringing your girl to your parents house for dinner a lot more cooler than bringing your fleshlight to the table.

    Fleshlight-2 Women-3
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...unless theres a vacuum hookup its a one trick pony.
     
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    Besides the initial investment you don't have to take a fleshlight out to dinner or out on the town, etc. there's no additional cost and you don't have to hear it constantly BITCH about every little thing.

    Fleshlight: 3 - Women: 2 (I'll count your 2nd point based on the fact that you actually dick down a girl that's not a 0 in life.)
     
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    You can get a fleshlight, that's an asshole without the fear of shit in it.
     
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    Why would anyone want to deal with women's bullshit when you can just get a fleshlight and have different inserts? Are you guys that starved for human interaction / attention?
     
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    this. And this guy has a San Francisco logo: he knows all about asshole sex.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...this must be the starfish version
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  16. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I rather be in bed with a beautiful woman's body. But, just me.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Forget that. Let me have a bed by myself, my own space, no one there to annoy or nag or contaminate the air I'm breathing with their presence.
     
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    Says the guy who can't get laid.
     
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    :lol:
     
  20. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Waking up next to a chic with vicious morning breathe is no fun!