Inversion Tables

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Anyone ever try one of these?

    I jacked up my back the other week while down the shore and trying to self adjust and TENS-ing my back wasnt helping much.

    Then I remembered that I have an inversion table in my basement. I hung on that bitch 2x last night for just 8 min and I feel 95% better.

    It is a little hard on the ankles hanging upside down, but when I got off the muscle spasms were gone.

    Holy Shit I think I may make it a part of my daily routine. :happynig: god dammit steve
     
  2. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    have you tried masturbating on it yet?
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The god dammit Steve shit isn't funny
     
  4. DrSublux

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    yes but the end result is not fun
     
  5. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    One of my buddies has an inversion table and he uses it every time he throws his back out. He swears by it.
     
  6. DrSublux

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    yes it is
     
  7. DrSublux

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    well my back has been tight for 2 weeks now and been self treating for that long with no results. One 8 min on that damn thing and I feel alot better. Even with a herniated disc. :dontknow:
     
  8. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    srsly, sublux. i've been thro all kinds of back procedures the last couple of years. i'm better, but now my toes, especially the big ones, are becoming numb, but the docs say it's not from my back and i'm on my own to figure this one out. imma thinking about trying one, even the testimonial comes from a super-retard like you. :bigthink:
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I have one and use it everyday. I haven't had a back issue since I started using it.
     
  10. DrSublux

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    5 or so years ago I herniated a disc in my back causing numb spots in the back of my left leg and foot. It comes and goes, but it is still nerve damage.

    I aggravate my back from time to time and either goes away with adjustments, stretching, yoga and Aleve.

    But this last time/2weeks nothing was helping. So I got my massage therapist to work me over for 10 min or so and that helped. Then I remembered that I had a inversion table at home and I got the wife to make sure I didnt kill myself while doing it and hung upside down for about 8 min. My ankles and knees hurt a little and I did it 3 times last night and this morning. ANd so far I am about 95 percent better.

    I will go home and do it at lunch as well. And Like I said I think I will do it once a day just for shits and giggles.

    Good Luck
     
  11. DrSublux

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    Oh and god dammit I am not tarded
     
  12. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    :hih: dammit steve wtf
     
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    watch it buddy :watchingyou::ixnay:
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    My dick always tickles my nose when I do that.
     
  16. DrSublux

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    I tie mine down with my belt
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    A degenerate chiropractor fucked-up his back. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the irony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you just shut your whore mouth :mad:
     
  19. sickfeeling

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    was in a Milwaukee brace in high school
    back is shit, yet i've never been to chiropractor or even a masseuse

    maybe i'll give it a try
     
  20. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Inversion tables are the best.

    most people have crappy posture