Invited my buddy to come to the range with me and some bros tomorrow.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    He says yeah, but he wants to bring his wife :nojj:
     
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    So what
    Fuck her too just like you fuck your buddy
     
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    Faggot
     
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    Does the wife shoot? This is the important question. Unless this is a "down low" party that is all that matters. If she doesn't shoot then convince her to shoot and get a cool video of her bouncing an AR off her forehead. :yes:
     
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    The NRA are fools for not making her a spokesperson.
     
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    Neither of them have shot before. I fucking hate "oh, I wanna go too" cunts. :fil:
     
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    That is going to severely impact your anal sex with your buddy. :nocheer:
     
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    I've got a buddy like that too.

    Of course, he's gotten caught cheating on more than one occasion.

    But, why even stay together?
     
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    Hi Dave.

    Who do you think is gonna win the all star game this weekend?
     
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    I have a friend who can only golf if he takes a vacation day at work but doesn't tell his wife. She will call and he will pretend he's busy working :facepalm:
     
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    Who do you want to win the All Star game this weekend? :smile:
     
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    :spit:
     
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    This fucking bitch is totally going to ruin the planned Elephant Walk at the range. :cuss:
     
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    Trust me, I know the type. :nocheer:
     
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    The Dodgers.
     
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    Hilarious.
     
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