Ipokesmot The Emu Question Thread

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ipokesmot, May 8, 2013.

  1. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've been on the net since 1993, computers since 1983. I love weed, booze, and hookers. I've never met anyone from the Stern show and don't give a shit. I once followed Metallica on tour for a week and was in one of their videos. I've fucked hundreds of girls. In 2005 I was banned from SFN for posting pics of corpses from Hurricane Katrina and called it a Reggie Gumbo. I've trolled certain radio hosts to the point of a nervous breakdown.

    Feel free to ask me anything. Any questions will be addressed in one way or another. :jj:

    Oh yeah, here's some tits:

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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    How big is your cock?
     
  3. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    Dear Ipokesmot,

    When finger banging my wife, she usually asks for the pinkie up her butt. Although I am uncomfortable sticking my finger up anyone's ass, this is my wife so I feel I should. In your experiences banging hundreds of woman, have you ever ran across this issue?

    Sincerely,
    Shocking in Chicago
     
  4. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    10", beer can thick. Next..
     
  5. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dip your finger in tobasco first and she won't ask again.

    Personally I'll shove whatever she wants up her.
     
  6. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Reggie Gumbo ? would that fly here ? :dontknow:


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    hello insider, how did sanchez feel about the jets drafting smith?

    long time thread reader, first time poster.
    ill put my keyboard down and read your answer offsite.
    f jackie




    ps: mods, please make this guy VIP
     
  8. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Dear Ipokesmot,

    While following Metallica and fucking hundreds of girls, did you get any STDs? Do you worry about that while banging hookers? How much is too much to pay a hooker these days? Is ass-play out of the question?

    5 star thread, would read again.

    Sincerely,
    Assficianado in The City of Angels
     
  9. Xhorder

    Xhorder \m/ VIP

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    Would that certain radio host's initials be PH?
    :coffee:
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Would you mind too much if I start building a shrine for you?
     
  11. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    Emu Dude,
    I'm listening to old Steve Dahl shows, what was the best time period for Steve in your opinion?
     
  12. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    If you had to fight Mutt one on one, who would win?
     
  13. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    Reggie gumbo? I'm almost offended. Not offended enough to steal that joke and use it as my own though.
    Cheetos = Reggie shrimp
     
  14. Kilroy

    Kilroy Well-Known Member

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    Are you still stalking Phil Hendrie?
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I know nothing about football.
     
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    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    Still want an answer to my Steve Dahl question!:coffee:
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No, never an STD. I did catch a few pubes in my teeth.
    A good price for a legal brothel girl is 300-600.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    All the Garry years were great, after they split it was over. It's like Abbot without Costello.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sure.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Me of course.