News Iran "pinky-swears" it won't develop nuke - Historic Agreement

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  1. Javaforgotme

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    Kerry agrees to change name of US Capitol to Ayatollah-ville and to request all Isreali's wear bullseye tee shIrts for easy targeting.

    Iran agrees to......promising to eat their vegetables.

    Way-To-Go-President-O

    http://dailym.ai/1RvWMS
     
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    Well if the REALLY DID pinkie swear,;) I guess its OK..
     
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    hopefully they get them and use them against Israel
    Israel will use them against them
    the pakis and Indians will get all extra retarded and use them against each other

    and most of our troubles over there will be solved just like that



    i'm not gonna lie--I slept like shit and i'm in a bit of a crank mood
     
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    Man, Iran really came out well in that region thanks to us, first we get rid of Saddam for them, now we're allowing them a pathway to a nuke.
     
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    good old obama and kerry. they would sign anything that didn't say death to america.

    the prez, kerry and i trust the muslim fanatics to keep to the agreement 100%. :jj:





    all the trouble iran causes with sanctions, can't wait until they have billions more to spread around.
     
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    I could have reluctantly supported this with 24-7 camera surveillance and unannounced inspections.
    Sounds like a shit deal as is.

    Hopefully congress will act like adults, offer up a plan they can agree to, but vote this one down.
     
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    "I swear honey, just the tip."
     
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    :jj:



    iran promises to pull out just before they cum! :grad:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    One might get the idea this guy doesn't have our best interests at heart.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    If Fallout means I can't sleep on the beach, I'm blaming you.
     
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    I'm just worried about what will happen when Florida gets nukes.
     
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    some idiot will put one on his head and light it.
     
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    we get them to do it on day the wind is blowing east

    that'll keep those Chinks and Russians on their toes
     
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    they pinkie swear to ONLY use their nukes against Israel.

    THANKS BARRY!!!
     
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    cnn and msnbc all over the iran story. fox is doing a hair braiding segment. :facepalm:
     
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    Another USA give away the store deal that will come back to bite us in the ass. Like anyone can trust these sand noggers!!
     
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    It goes against all things (fox supporters)...
    Not good for US oil industry No money in DRILL DRILL DRILL
    Less Sanctions
    MORE Oil to flood market
    Cheap(er) gas Prices

    Experts have warned that the deal could lead to a flood of new oil supply from Iran -- the country has 30 million of barrels of crude in storage and ready for sale, according to FACTS Global Energy, an industry consultancy.

    "Tehran has made clear its intention to lift exports as soon as the ink dries on an accord," the International Energy Agency wrote in a July 10 report, before the deal was struck. "The bottom of the market may still be ahead."
     
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    Well, you might get part of your wish. There was an opinion from a mullah some years back that said it would be acceptable to Islam for millions of Iranians to die in a nuclear blast from Israel as long as Israel is destroyed in the process. The reasoning is simple - there are billions of Muslims so losing a few million won't even make a scratch. But exterminating a few million Israelis would make a serious dent in world Jewish population. So keep your chin up!
     
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    Forget Florida.....What if JJ gets them? DY-NO-MITE!

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