Iron Maiden singer says eating pussy gave him tongue cancer

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Does this mean black men will never get it?

    Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson says his cancer was caused by too much oral sex
    The singer was given the all clear in May and now believes it could have been the result of a sexually transmitted HPV (human papillomavirus)


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    Bruce Dickinson has revealed why he thinks he got cancer
    Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson believes his tongue cancer was caused by too much oral sex.

    The 56-year-old star was given the all clear in May after weeks of chemotherapy, but believes the disease - which was attacking the back of his tongue - may have been caused by a sexually transmitted HPV (human papillomavirus).

    The virus is passed on through oral sex with women, and he's now calling for more awareness on the link between the two diseases.

    In an interview with Jim Norton on Opie Radio, he said: "The thing about the HPV virus is people don't know a great deal about it. I don't mean to be flippant or anything, but you would expect lesbians to have a higher incidence of it.



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    Bruce Dickinson got the all clear in May
    "But no, there's is 25 percent less than in men. It seems to be something that affects men. There are 150 or so strains of HPV virus, but only a couple you're interested in, 80 percent of us have been exposed to it, and you can't get rid of it.

    "It comes and it goes. For some reason, and nobody knows why, in guys over 40 it can persist. The virus leaves behind a little genetic code, that starts off the cancer."

    Now he is cancer-free, Bruce - who was busy recording the new Iron Maiden album The Book of Souls before he was diagnosed with cancer - has made a vow not to let people "waste" his time and he also has new found respect for all the people battling cancer across the world.



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    Iron Maiden's vocalist has given his own take on the cause of his cancer
    He added: "I've learnt to have less time for people who waste my time. If I want to waste my time, I'll waste my own time. They also had me on morphine for the last couple of weeks for pain."

    He went on: "There are hundreds of thousands of people dealing with this every day. It's astonishing there aren't more people jumping off bridges, you know?"

    Hollywood star Michael Douglas also overcame tongue cancer and previously mused that his illness could have been caused by the HPV virus transmitted by oral sex.
     
  2. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "I'm not gay, Robin, but I'd never eat pussy. For the sake of my health I'd have to suck a nice thick cock."
     
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    :secret: No big deal to me, I can take it or leave it ...
     
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    What's this? A medically sound excuse to avoid eating pussy?!


    Thank God! Finally.

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    I learned in math class that if A equals B and B equals C then Howard putting his mouth on Beff's snatch would be the equivalent of him blowing a thousand Arabs.

    Or something like that.
     
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    I better get checked.
     
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    UUgh this gif gets me every time. He wasn't this excited when the Booey love tape surfaced. What a maroon!
     
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    He just said on O&J Monday that that's a myth and lesbians have a 25% lower amount of cars than hetero males and females. This is a straight up publicity stunt for their new album that coincidentally came out this week.
     
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    Then why doesn't the entire LPGA have cancer?
     
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    :secret:Maybe you just had guys who did a bad job
     
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    Paul Di'anno was Maiden. First two albums are awesome.
     
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    Let's be serious now . I'm sure Bruce had way more than his share of wild pussy that has been around. The odds were against him .
     
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    The transitive property of rug munching :grad:
     
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    Maybe they get rug burn of the tongue
     
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    Visit your dentist every 6 months for an oral cancer screening. :grad:


    This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Bye You! And dawgshed.com.
     
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    Who cares how many cars they have?






    :c


    Jk. My new iPhone is making me nuts with its awful autocorrect.
     
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    I don't wanna know. I just hope it ends quick. women are pure evil.
     
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    Perhaps.

    I wonder if Bruce Dickinson would sing "Run to The Hills" while performing mouth-to-snatch. That makes me smile. o_O
     
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    Who needs it. As Uncle Junior Soprano said, if you suck pussy, you'll suck anything.
     
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