Ironing out my penis glans

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I still see some wrinkles around a grommet
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    His whole wang hurt.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Who in the hell irons their undies?
     
  5. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Spin off my cock, Bob.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm a dwarf queen and you're a lowly hobbit in my sexual fantasy
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Farmer's tan.
     
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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
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    Please, keep that iron away from my wiener... :scardie:
     
  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    My goo will heal your bloody face.
     
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    Not funny.
     
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    It's called a "smoove" :grad:
     
  13. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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