Those little things that just piss you off for no rational reason. (like shit threads similar to this....) Sneezing. Not me, but others. I hate sneezing. Especially loud sneezers. Just irritates the fuck out of me. My dad is a loud sneezer and he goes on fits that last for several minutes. Motherfuckers who claim they can't do anything, including talk, until they have coffee in the morning. Fuck you. Just an excuse to be a prick until you have your precious coffee. Bad weather. I take it personally. Annoys the hell out of me when we get a cold day in the summer. Where I live we get only so much summer so I hate it if it is cold in July. Bad pizza from a pizzeria (not a chain like Dominos). There's no excuse. None. That's just a few.