Irrational shit that bugs the hell out of you.

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  1. Mr Vengeance

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    Those little things that just piss you off for no rational reason. (like shit threads similar to this....)

    Sneezing. Not me, but others. I hate sneezing. Especially loud sneezers. Just irritates the fuck out of me. My dad is a loud sneezer and he goes on fits that last for several minutes.

    Motherfuckers who claim they can't do anything, including talk, until they have coffee in the morning. Fuck you. Just an excuse to be a prick until you have your precious coffee.

    Bad weather. I take it personally. Annoys the hell out of me when we get a cold day in the summer. Where I live we get only so much summer so I hate it if it is cold in July.

    Bad pizza from a pizzeria (not a chain like Dominos). There's no excuse. None.

    That's just a few.
     
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    Whenever anybody calls me or sends me a text message.
     
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    Believing in God. I know most people do, but it makes me crazy.
     
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    I hope people who tail gate when I'm already doing 5 over wrap that fucking pickup truck around a tree. As the light fades from their eyes I hope the last thing they see is their infant child bleed out because they can't operate a fucking child seat. Learn to drive, cunts.
     
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    People that CHEW WITH THEIR FUCKING MOUTH OPEN!
     
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    im annoyed by ppl who are annoyed by a cold day in summer
     
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    Yeah! Eating with your mouth open is clapping, not chewing. Choke on it you fucking lazy, wet piece of dogshit.
     
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    Professional victims :

    Those with no sense of personal responsibility for any of the shitstorms in their lives.
    Because it's simply everyone else's fault. :confused:
     
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    People who you work with that have dog shit breath, because they don't brush/rinse with mouthwash/chew gum in the morning.

    There's a guy in my department that seriously has breath as if he'd eaten dog shit for breakfast
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Wet Talkers.
    Shrieking children.
    The sound of a metal eating utensil hitting someones teeth.
    People who go "mmmmmmm" with every fucking bite of food they take.
    People (mainly women) who cry at everything.
     
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    people that clear their throats
    smacking gum or food
    chewing with mouth open
    people eating shit with their hands that shouldn't be eaten with their hands
    blacks
     
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    You work with Baba Booey?
     
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    Sitting in college and professional football stadiums and looking at the elaborate rigging strung from sideline to sideline to support a giant net that is raised and lowered by teams of guys making what is likely some outrageous union scale all to do what? Stop a dozen or so footballs from being caught by fans.
     
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    Irrational, eh? People who talk loud on cellphone in public. Broadcasting info. You could listen and get enough info to hack into the life of the person they're talking to. I just happen to be 'overhearing' one right now. I'm sure I'll add more.
     
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    Radio shows that used to be groundbreaking and awesome, turning into a vile pile of liquid pigshit.
     
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    May god be with you my son
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Glenn Frey.
     
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    I happened to research how much the 'chain gang' gets paid and they get maybe a hundred bucks per person, per game. These are the guys who hold the down markers and such. I don't know if they even get free parking. I went in thinking they made good cash for some reason.
     
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    People that say "hamburg" or "cheeseburg". I wish a slow painful death on them.
     
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    :eek:
    What about Henley?
     
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