Irritating Figures of Speech That Make You Mental

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Howard Related: ya know, the way that Beth's voice grates on your ear.

    and that would include misspoken grammar and other malaprops.

    For example:

    Conjugation mistakes such as: "We was going to the beach"
    ....and filler words, e.g. "I like went to my friend's house, ya know what I mean?"

    ....or "It was an easy decision to make at the end of the day"

    What figures of speech, commonly used poor grammar, frequent mispronunciations, sentence fillers, etc. irritate the hell out of you?????
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    People that say "axe" instead of "ask"
     
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    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    When people answer a question with a sentence starting with the word "So". I hate that. :grr:
     
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    People who say "I borrowed her some money".....Judge Judy yells at these people all the time. I love Judge Judy!! :)
     
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    I could care less.


    :argh:
     
  6. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Perfect..... that came to mind also :up:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Anything ebonics related :rolleye:
     
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    People that use the word 'literally" incorrectly. I figuratively want to rip their head off.
     
  9. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    The worst is.....

    To Be Honest

    :argh:
     
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    superstone Well-Known Member VIP

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    Needless to say...
     
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    PropRmodulation Well-Known Member

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    I hate people who say "Yeah, no." or "No, yeah". I have heard other people use Robins "I was just going to say that." Aloso annoying.
     
  12. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    All of THE sudden, BUTT naked, For all INTENSIVE purposes and my personal favorite: No one MINIPSNATES me or my family
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Just say that black people annoy you, you pussy.
     
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    People that don't pronounce the word "th" as in "I went to da house for dat thing" :rolleye:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Adding clauses to the end of sentences for no reason, and things of this nature.


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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    me, personally, i don't find too many things annoying. irregardless, this is a good thread.
     
  18. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Should of. I'll immediately label you ignorant.
     
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    Figuratively speaking, I literally love this thread.:D
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Not a figure of speech, but "supposebly" is like nails on a chalkboard.