WTF IRS letters

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  1. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    Two letters arrive on the same day from the IRS. One wants in the low three figures, one wants in the low four figures. I'd like them to go fuck themselves up the nose with rifle cleaning equipment.

    How do I get some of that cash the "too big to fail" banks pigged out on? Or can we drop one less bomb on sheep herders, even if they hate our freedom? This "tax liability" is from the "Affordable Care Act". Which appears to have been a gift to insurance companies.

    Howard related because money.
     
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    pdx1138 Well-Known Member

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    you got penalized for not having insurance?
     
  3. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    I couldn't get the insurance company to send me a fucking bill, so after about six months I decided they could go and fuck themselves and stopped paying the premiums. AS IT TURNED OUT this resulted in a "tax liability" when I had my 2015 taxes done. Go forth and figure. Anyway, I provided a form to my tax guy which supposedly brought my "tax liability" way down. But now I've still got two different letters asking (asking!) for $$$ or $$$$ or maybe both. I'm still looking for the "fuck off and die" option on the letters.

    I think this is the first time the government has ever contacted me with something other than a form letter. It's like that joke, "The NSA is the only part of the government that listens..."
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    you should have just lied and said you had insurance. they don't really check.
     
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    I don't think I've ever heard anyone say "low three figures" before.

    Kinda funny.
     
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    Your premium will go down around 2500 a year.

    Like your doctor you can keep your doctor.

    Time to pay your fair share.




    The wall just got 10 feet taller! :)
     
  8. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Mine just go in the trash
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Just add 10k to your deduction for property taxes. That info is not sent to the IRS.

    :bigthink

    Only boxes 1, 2 and 3, Interest, Points and Overpaid Interest is sent to the IRS.....Box 4, Real Estate Taxes is not......as noted on the right side of the form.

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    wife is a whore, x76 and quitefrankly like this.
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    I wait till they send the letter registered,,, just throw the ones you got today in the trash

    also keep your money in cookie jar not in bank

    prob should quit your job to so the irs don't take your wages

    best of luck
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    probably good advice. the irs doesn't really give a shit and audit unless you make high 6 figures. you can probably talk your way out of it, i.e. lie and get away with it.
     
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    You're gonna be on the audit list for the next 5 years, congrats :hat: I just got off the list a couple years ago from a previous CPAs error on cost basis reporting
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Thanks, Obama Care.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    $1.79?
     
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    You didnt have insurance because you dont believe in drs for religious reasons
     
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    Willy Pfister Indivisible Resister Gold

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    FWIW, I'd do three things

    1 - Immediately write and mail the IRS a low three figure check

    2 - Immediately write and mail the IRS a low four figure check

    3 - Begin the search for a new accountant as soon as I left the post office.

    Good luck.
     
  20. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    This.

    My dad worked for the IRS for thirty years, they don't have time for little shit like this.
     
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