IRS Scam Alert

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  1. Parrishgolfer

    Parrishgolfer Active Member

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    The wife almost fell for this...

    We got a message, supposedly from the IRS demanding an immediate $4500 payment for 3 infractions over the past 7 years. The phone number was 209-782-0039 and the "agent's" name was Nicki Johnson. My dumb ass wife was ready to give her her bank info over the phone...until I walked into the room. A quick Google search of the phone number provided all I needed to know (I'm a PI) and the bitch (fake agent) hung up before I could rip into her. The gullible (wife) and elderly need to be aware that this is apparently happening a lot right now, according to my local sheriff. It's also on the front page of the IRS website.

    That is all. :mad:
     
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  2. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    Wow

    Your wife sounds like an IDIOT
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I just know the Prince of Nigeria wants to deposit $50 million in my bank account and give me 40% of it for my troubles :dontknow:
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Case closed

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  5. Parrishgolfer

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    Thank God I was in town...she would have paid them. It was a very convincing message threatening jail time, loss of house, car, etc. She scared the shit out me how fast she fell for this. She's got a Masters degree for Christ sake!
     
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  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    867-5309.
     
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  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You KNOW you sang my post...
     
  8. Parrishgolfer

    Parrishgolfer Active Member

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    Your Red Wings fucked up...it's over Johnny...OVER!
     
  9. Parrishgolfer

    Parrishgolfer Active Member

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    Yes I did...fucker!
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I hate you.


    :(
     
  11. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    I just don't get how people don't understand that nobody legit is going to contact you via email...
     
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  12. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    For real. Mothers and Grandmothers are fucking clueless. They think if they call your house it has to be legit.

    "Microsoft" called my dad the other day. Said his system was compromised and he needs to provide his S.S and credit card info. :rolleye: Pops said he could barely speak English.

    I gave my mom a good talking to years ago. She used to let fucking Jehovah Witnesses in the fucking house!!
     
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  13. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    you must be hiding shit from the IRS if she was going to pay them. :fil:
     
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  14. Parrishgolfer

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    It was a land line message. (I don't know why people still have land lines.) Wish I had saved it...it was very convincing to a gullible school teacher. If I hadn't been home...FUCK! It was like a terrorist threatening to put her in jail...over the phone. A valuable lesson was learned.
     
  15. Billy Brown

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    They sure did fuck up.

    I got the same scam phone call.
    Guy had an Indian accent and told me I would be going to jail. :jj:
     
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  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    The longer you stayed in school, the less intelligent you are. As a general rule.
     
  17. Parrishgolfer

    Parrishgolfer Active Member

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    Of course...not. :cool: I'm an independent contractor...like the plumber. I write EVERYTHING off.
     
  18. Neesie

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    Sorry - poor reading comprehension on my part. :hat:
     
  19. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    sorry you got a dopey wife :console:
     
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  20. Billy Brown

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    BTW people, the IRS will never contact you by phone. :grad:
     
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