WTF Is anal outlawed in Mississippi

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  1. baltimore mike

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    I think that all non-peen+vag sex is called "Sodomy" and is outlawed in the southern States. Seriously.
     
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    Sheep and goats are excluded.
     
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    But fucking kin is ok?
     
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    as long as it isn't in the ass I believe so
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Whoa
     
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    Got their priorities straight, do they? Let's base all of our laws off what some prehistoric middle eastern sheep farmers thought.
     
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    Hey dawgy
     
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    Supreme Court case Lawrence v. Texas invalidated all those laws.
     
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    Still on the books, 10 years in jail but overruled by Supreme Court decision:





    Consensual Sexual Activity Laws in Mississippi


    Mississippi has fairly standard prohibitions on prostitution, disorderly conduct, and indecent exposure. And although Mississippi’s anti-sodomy statute remains on the books, the United States Supreme Court overturned all sodomy laws in 2003. Mississippi’s prohibited consensual sexual activity statutes are listed in the table below.

    Sodomy Laws Applicable to

    Both sexes or with a beast

    Penalty for Sodomy

    97-29-59 Sodomy; up to 10 yrs.

    HIV Exposure and Compelled Testing for Offenders

    99-19-203 Any person convicted of sex offense after 7/1/94 shall be tested for HIV

    Other Crimes Relating to Consensual Sex Acts

    97-29-31 Indecent exposure (public): misdemeanor-Fine not exceeding $500 or imprisonment up to 6 months or bot
    97-35-3 Disorderly conduct: misdemeanor
    97-35-11 Indecent exposure (private property): misdemeanor
    97-35-15 Disturbance of public peace: misdemeanor

    - See more at: http://statelaws.findlaw.com/missis...exual-activity-laws.html#sthash.D4OCjbAc.dpuf
     
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    Thank goodness there's Alabama right next door.

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    Mike wants to get butt fucked by a girthy hillbilly.
     
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    Whud about dat fist?
     
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    moike and dave gonna fuck in mississippi
     
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    Vagina > Ass, by a little...
     
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    I'm from Mississippi, I don't know the anal laws...