Is anybody else just waiting for one of the Duggar kids...

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    ........to fall to the roadside? 19 kids...........there's going to be at least one drug addict. Or a whore in there. Or one of their boys will knock up a bunch of women, 'cause he got famous on this show.
     
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    I can not fucking wait for the first tell all book from the Duggar and Gosselin litters. I will pre-order the fuck out of that shit.
     
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    Our guess is that Jinger will become a stripper, she already has the name for it.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    We all know that they don't live this "perfect" "glorious" life. Nuh uh.

    There will be a few drinking problems, between the lot of these children. I'd bet my left tit on that.
     
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    I would love to bang one of those Duggar hoes. I'd even bang the mom just for the story.
     
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    The four oldest Duggar girls published a book about growing up in the family. Mom was bulimic and dad has anger problems.
     
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    U really care that much about a tv family huh.
     
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    But, Jesus.
     
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    Yes. I peep in their windows at night and rub my clit. Problem?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Are you making this shit up???!!!
     
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    I'd probably read it for shits and giggles.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    No. I'm not waiting.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Dude...........we laugh at other people to feel better about ourselves.

    Keep up.
     
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    No, I am not, and this was in a book that was pro-their lifestyle. Just imagine when the first one decides she wants to go to a real college, or date like a real young person, or god forbid, have a career in something besides being a brood mare. It will be juicy as shit.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    A skirt above the knees! High cut boots!

    Glitter on the nipples!

    I've got to read this book. They present themselves as such a "perfect" family.
     
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    I was watching one of the recent episodes of the Duggars, where they feature their archaic restrictions on the social lives of their adult daughters. Two of the oldest boys looked in the camera and said they plan on being bachelors for the rest of their lives. So they are either fucking chicks outside of marriage, or they are fucking the livestock. Or maybe each other. But they are fucking something. Boys that age don't not fuck.
     
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    Jinger is already being :quote:courted:quote:. Thats after dating, before marriage. And then comes turning her vagina into a clown car.
     
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    "Side hugs" "no holding hands" "no kissing" - fuck the boys, there's no goddamn WAY the girls are holding back like that behind the camera.

    The parents "admitted" to breaking the rules..........that means Michelle and Jim-Bob fucked before they married!
     
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    Their definition of breaking the rules means they kissed once on the lips!
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Unless you're ahead of me......Jessa is now being :quote: courted :quote: - Jinger is "dating" a guy that her dad set her up with online, that she's never met.